by Miriam Bell » Wed Jul 03, 2024 6:02 pm
"Nothing." she shakes her head. "This is going to take forever if we have to check every bloody door. I need to be able to tell without going through... It's just a door, how far apart they are shouldn't matter if it's just a step away from... wherever the fuck we are right now. Hell if I could reach through one, as long as another one is close enough... Somewhere in this mess there's the shortest path from here to where they are, it's just convoluted and stupid and I can't sort it out. Unless... Don't try this at home, kids." she says and unscrews the little vial on the necklace she stole. She tips it onto the skin between thumb and index-finger and brings the white powder that spilled from it up to her nose.
"If anyone asks, these are official shadow-government drugs." she says before snorting the coke in two quick sniffs, throwing her head back like something just kicked her in the underside of the brainpan. "Ah wow... this was a terrible idea!" she laughs and blinks rapidly, wide pupils unfocused and staring into space. "There's way too many doors, holy fuck, is your homebase one of those TARDIS situations? This is ridiculous. Where even are we right now? Wooph... Okay, right, Sam and Will, Sam and Will, a thousand birds and the unbearable whimsy of existence, gotta be one of my favourite genders." she snickers. "Wait what? Right, yes." she seems to pre-empt any imminent comments of focusing up from Tosh and Leo just from their reactions taking shape in their minds.
"God damn, Tosh, tell your menagerie to shut up. Does everyone but me have some kind of split personality issues? Just be lonely and miserable inside your own minds like the rest of us, jeez. Alright, yes, bundle of neuroses, one flavoured green, the other the three-in-one special. Don't tell them I said that. Or do, not like I'm any less screwed up, am I right? That way!" she rambles right into pointing the way and running for a seemingly random door.
