We Got Fun And Games

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We Got Fun And Games

Postby Narrator » Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:34 pm

A infinitesimally small spot of air distorts into a huge bubble for a moment, warping the world around it. It only lasts for a second and when it collapses again Emilie, Victor and Hazard are sitting in a boat in the middle of what appears to be sub-tropical jungle. There are thick trees covered in vines, ferns that reach several feet high and the sound of who knows what kinds of animals. A snake lies coiled up in a nearby tree, tongue lazily flicking at the newcomers and their unusual smell. A palm-sized tarantula wander away from the boat that has so rudely disturbed it's resting place. In the a distance a loud screech cuts through the general noise of the jungle for a moment.
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Postby Emilie » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:28 pm

Emilie reaallly wasn't used to traveling in that fashion in particular, So she seemed a bit on edge. After a moment, she realized she was still holding Hazard's hand, and abruptly let it go, making to wipe her hand off on the side of her body starting nearly in her own armpit, and dragging it as slowly and as far as it would go.

She kept a hold of Victor's though.
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Victor Freud » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:42 pm

"Were we... supposed to go to an island?" Victor asked, feigning courage.
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Hazard » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:07 am

Hazard hopped up onto the bow and turned on one foot like a dancer.

"That's noooo smoke monster Mister Smee," he grinned happily, looking back at them.
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Postby Emilie » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:11 am

Emilie had some understanding of crazy speak, and picked up Hazard's meaning well enough.

"This place is dangerous, we need to get on the move." She looked to the jungle ground first, trying to judge the shadows, then to the sky to see if she could see where the sun was, and finally, to the trees to see if she could pinpoint what side the moss was growing on, if there was any.
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Postby Narrator » Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:40 am

The sun is kind of tricky to locate, simply due to how much vegetation is in the way, but with some basic survival skills Emilie manages to determine a rough cardinal direction. To figure out much else a climb into the trees would probably be in order.
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Postby Emilie » Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:50 am

"We should go south, I think. If this isn't an island, the further south we go the warmer it will get, VS the further north we go, the colder it will get. We can't risk freezing to death dressed like we are for a brisk autumn afternoon, but we can always dress down a bit if it gets too hot.

We'll have to hit a clearing eventually, or if it's an island, a beach. From either point I can get our bearings a bit better.

We should also keep our eye out for not-salt water." Emilie seemed a bit too knowledgeable about all of this. She then looked at Hazard.

"Unless you know where we are?" She asked. If he had some magic internal compass that could point them in a better direction, she'd listen for now. Only because this was becoming way too elabourate a scheme to zap them into a dangerous jungle when he could have just killed them on the spot. She didn't rule out that he still had a far subtler one that he was keeping well under wraps, but addressing that would have to take back burner until they could get to a safer, better known locale.
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Postby Hazard » Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:37 pm

"Somewhere with plenty of fresh water... and Barneys," Hazard said merrily, before pointing at a mountain, "We go that way. Your friendses will be there sooner or later. Way home."
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Postby Victor Freud » Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:16 am

HOOOOOOONK

Victor had been digging around in the boat, checking under the seat cushions and any little hatch he could find. He poked his head up from behind the hull before lifting up a tiny orange nylon bag.

"I found the safety kit. There's an air horn and some rope."
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Aspect: Underestimating Badassery
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Emilie » Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:47 pm

"Lead the way then." She responded, before the air-horn went off. Is distracted her from puzzling through Hazard's answer.

"Victor!" She chided in a hiss. "Do you wanna alarm the entire animal kingdom to our presence?!"
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Postby Hazard » Sat Jul 16, 2016 3:57 pm

"It's not the animals you should be worried about," Hazard said cryptically as he started walking in the direction of the Order's mountain facility.
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Postby Victor Freud » Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:10 pm

"Well it was an accident." Victor climbed out of the boat and let himself drop to the ground, slinging the bag over his shoulder.

"Besides, the animal part isn't a bad idea. Predators hate loud noises. And if we were trying to keep quiet then maybe crashing a boat into the jungle wasn't the most subtle entrance possible." He tossed the air horn toward Emilie, following the mentally unbalanced blonde.
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Narrator » Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:20 pm

Whether they were hating it or not, something in the distance responds with a loud roar that doesn't sound like any animal they're familiar with.
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Postby Emilie » Sun Jul 17, 2016 1:25 am

Emilie froze for a moment, registering what she just heard. She then put an arm on Victor's back and forced him along with Hazard.

"Go!"
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Postby Hazard » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:00 am

Hazard hummed a particularly disjointed version of the Barney song as he marched onward. Creepy.
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Postby Narrator » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:36 am

As they start running they can hear splintering wood from behind them and a giant T-Rex stomps into the clearing. It turns it's giant head back and forth as it sniffs the air, investigating the place it heard the loud noise at, ultimately stepping on the boat and crushing it like was nothing before it's head swivels towards the small fleeing mammal things and it lets out a loud roar. Footsteps that shake the ground carry the dinosaur forward in pursuit of it's prey.
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Postby Victor Freud » Mon Jul 18, 2016 3:50 am

"Shit shit shit! Aren't we supposed to stand still?!"

Well Vic was still running so perhaps he didn't put much confidence in that.
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Postby Emilie » Mon Jul 18, 2016 3:52 am

"VICTOR STOP APPLYING BEAR LOGIC TO DINOSAURS." She screamed over her shoulder, watching intently for cover of some kind they could use.
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Postby Narrator » Mon Jul 18, 2016 4:33 am

There's plenty of covers. Trees all around, huge roots, foilage to try and lose the giant lizard chicken-precursor in. But at the same time there's underbrush, uneven terrain, slippery mud branches at face-height slowing down their frantic sprint. Around them they're beginning to notice smaller critters fleeing as well, all kinds of things getting flushed out of the jungle by the hungry T-Rex, occasionally running alongside the three.
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Postby Hazard » Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:55 pm

Hazard's "ignore me" power had run out and he couldn't cycle quite yet, so...

"I need a minute! Keep Barney busy busy!" he said before promptly tripping over a root. "Oh fiddlefaddle."
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Postby Emilie » Mon Jul 18, 2016 3:16 pm

"Victor, smol-time!" Emilie replied. One target to focus on might make the lizard easier to wrangle.
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Postby Victor Freud » Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:36 am

Victor concentrated on how he'd been trained. If he could condense Emilie as well as himself, the might confuse the T-rex and maybe even buy their escort a chance to escape. But with so much stress, running, and a task he was only just that year starting to tackle, his attempts were only partially successful. Partial in that his tiny frame hung from Emilie's full-sized fingertips.
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Emilie » Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:39 am

Once Victor was smaller, he was promptly shoved down the front of her wide-holed fishnet shirt.

At least he could see?
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Postby Narrator » Tue Jul 19, 2016 4:17 am

The T-Rex didn't seem to care about the disappearing prey as much as the one that just tumbled to the ground in front of it. The dinosaur stops and sniffs around to try and find Hazard in the underbrush, his nose uncomfortably close as it brushes aside fauna with it's giant head.
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Postby Emilie » Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:42 am

Now that she had Victor under-wraps, Emilie stopped abruptly, still hopping from one foot to another so she could get going again that much faster. She grabbed a piece of errant fruit she hadn't bothered to ID that was light enough to throw and lobbed it at their new 'friend' then honked the air horn in succession, trying to attract the giant predator's attention away from the fallen Hazard. She would continue this pattern until it proved to work or didn't.
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Postby Narrator » Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:52 pm

The fruit just kind of bounces off the dinosaur's hide, but the airhorn certainly gets it's attention, the head suddenly whipping up from where it had been rifling through the underbrush, tiny eyes focusing on Emilie, it's bulk shifting as it starts moving towards her.
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Postby Emilie » Wed Jul 20, 2016 3:12 pm

"Come on bird brain! This way! Ignore hog-wild, he's got nothing to do with this! It's me and you big guy! Come get some!"

Emilie continued to honk the air horn to make good and sure she had it's attention while she screamed at the monsterous thing that could probably swallow her whole, before she set off into a dash again.
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Hazard » Wed Jul 20, 2016 3:42 pm

A buzzing began to fill the jungle as a laughing Hazard picked himself up. A foot long dragonfly flew right past Emilie, headed to dive-bomb the tyrannosaurus. Then came another, and another, and a swarm of horrible wasps, and rat-sized ants. So many ants.
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Narrator » Wed Jul 20, 2016 3:52 pm

At first the dinosaur doesn't seem to care, picking up speed and stomping after Emilie, but it doesn't get very far before the swarm of insects covers his eyes and anachronistically-sized mandibles and stingers begin finding what few vulnerable spots there are. And without their normal sense of self-preservation the giant insects crawl into nostrils and over giant teeth, clogging up and stinging their way into the dinosaur's head who roars out in pain and begins threshing around blindly, flattening trees as it hits the ground with a thundering crash.
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Postby Hazard » Wed Jul 20, 2016 4:06 pm

"Serve me! Kill my minions! Kill! Kill!" Hazard chanted madly, greedy for carnage. Smaller insects began to crawl all over their temporary god, a great horned beetle resting on his head like a crown.
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Victor Freud » Wed Jul 20, 2016 10:47 pm

Victor had been trying to right himself, but the jumping and arms-waving had made things a little difficult. He managed to reposition himself in time to see the swarm begin to do their work.

"Jesus Christ Em, who the fuck is this guy?"
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Aspect: Dressed for Success

Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Emilie » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:12 am

"A real life Joker, without the Harley to make his screen presence tolerable." She replied, being mindful that Hazard's minions could break free of his control at any time.
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Hazard » Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:42 pm

"Harley is useless," Hazard retorted. Then he commanded his living decorations to leave him and started walking for the mountain again. "Come along Pond!" he said cheerily.
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Emilie » Thu Jul 21, 2016 4:50 pm

Emilie followed along mindfully, for the moment. She would keep her arms dangling at her sides in case Victor wanted to climb down.

"Where are we going? " She asked.
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Hazard » Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:53 pm

"To the mountain where the gate to infinity is being used as a battery," he said with almost religious disgust.
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Victor Freud » Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:59 am

Victor scrambled from his hiding spot, the various studs and bobbles on Emilie's person acting as good hand holds. He dropped from her shoulder, though perhaps that wasn't the proper way to describe it as he didn't really move down so much as expand down to meet the ground, following behind them.

"This is like a bad Conan rip-off from the 80s."
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Emilie » Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:15 am

"So what, the Man in Black drug us here as temporary Ka-tet because he's all sad face someone's muscling on his monopoly of todash darkness?" She smirked, dropping some pretty heavy book-nerd talk to Hazard.


"The Savage Land." Emilie replied to Victor's observation. "At least, I think that's where we are, if there's really modern day people here besides us like Hazard says.

It's origin story probably varies from universe to universe, but the Cliff Notes version is 'Ancient as fuck Jurassic Park, 'cept it comes before the times that people cared about safety shit like electric fences and obnoxiously neon Jeeps.

You know, like a biological version of those horridly designed World War I technologies.'But what if we put a flame thrower on the bicycle? How awesome would that be!' "
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Hazard » Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:27 pm

"Exactly! You really get me kid," Hazard nodded.

"You might want to seek counseling."
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Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Victor Freud » Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:54 pm

"Right, welcome to the land of bad ideas. Got it."
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Aspect: Always Second Best
Aspect: Underestimating Badassery
Aspect: Dressed for Success

Re: We Got Fun And Games

Postby Emilie » Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:47 am

"There's not therapy for our problems, i've checked."
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