Maldon Police Bulletin
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:41 amOdd Sightings
At approximately 12:58 AM, police received a report of an unauthorized business operating on Maldon High Street. Citizens reported a pawn shop in the vacant storefront next to Iceland, with loud, unidentified dance music coming from behind one of the walls. The clerk, answering to the name "Vincent", claimed that the shop had always been there, that he couldn't stop the music from next door, and told the concerned citizens precisely what they could do with their complaints and a particular part of their anatomy.
By the time the police responded to the scene, however, they found the storefront vacant, with no sounds of music or clerks to be found. The citizen was booked on public intoxication charges, and released the next morning.
At approximately 12:58 AM, police received a report of an unauthorized business operating on Maldon High Street. Citizens reported a pawn shop in the vacant storefront next to Iceland, with loud, unidentified dance music coming from behind one of the walls. The clerk, answering to the name "Vincent", claimed that the shop had always been there, that he couldn't stop the music from next door, and told the concerned citizens precisely what they could do with their complaints and a particular part of their anatomy.
By the time the police responded to the scene, however, they found the storefront vacant, with no sounds of music or clerks to be found. The citizen was booked on public intoxication charges, and released the next morning.