Xaviers!

to: studentbody@xaviers.edu
from: lumis@faculty.xaviers.edu

Subject: Remain Calm

To all students: we are experiencing some dimensional irregularities throughout campus. Do not be alarmed, but remain safe. Stay in your rooms as much as possible, and do not interact with any unusual phenomenons.

All active X-Team members are to assemble in the South Campus Auditorium, in McManus hall, room 112 by 0700 hours. I realize this is short notice, but as previously stated, short notice is standard for X-Team operations.

--Lumis

To: lumis@faculty.xaviers.edu
From: smcmanus@xaviers.co.uk

Wait... who are you?

McManus Hall?!

From: lumis@faculty.xaviers.edu
To: studentbody@xaviers.edu

This is the headmaster of Xaviers University. Remain calm.

A campus map can help you locate the South Campus Auditorium if need be.

--Lumis

To: lumis@faculty.xaviers.edu
CC: studentbody@xaviers.edu
From: &*3$@4^@2

Please refrain from spoofing and mass emails
It is causing cascading errors
Thank you

From: root@faculty.xaviers.edu
To: studentbody@xaviers.edu

There are unauthorized accounts on this mailing list. It should be considered compromised at this point. Faculty should follow Protocol Gamma.