[Plot] Good News, Everyone!

[Ballinger Lippincott]

To: Student.Body@Xaviers.edu.uk
From: BLippecnott@Xaviers.edu.uk

Excelsior!

I'm pleased to report that the new university rules seem to be going over very well -- we've manged to deal with the small number of issues that people have brought to our attention, and class attendance is up 20%. That's great work from everyone; we're very happy with the initial results. Congratulations to you all!

To continue striking while the iron is hot, we're pleased to announce that additions to the counselling staff will be arriving shortly, to continue to help students with the challenges of being specially gifted in an at times not very accepting world. Your mental health is as important as your physical health, and we'll continue to do our part to ensure that everyone here is working at 100%!

In addition, while we can't give specifics out just yet, we have some very promising opportunities coming down the pipeline -- a chance for some of our more politically-minded students to get involved and work with real world leaders. This, plus other community-based opportunities, will be announced shortly.

In the interest of personalized education, we're also going to begin rolling out individual, long-term projects, designed to help you achieve your maximum potential in a way that's unique to you. This is partially modeled after some of the Advanced Tech courses the former headmistress ran, and those students who had been part of that will be rolled into this new program, but we'll also be expanding it out to other fields of study, both mutation-related and not. If you have any ideas for a project that you would like to take on, or if you have any other questions or concerns, my office is always open.

Mutatis Mutandis
Ballinger Lippencott.