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"And he's always pretending he knows what the words scientific progress actually mean. If it doesn't benefit anyone, then it isn't progress... it's intellectual masturbation," Tosh responded angrily.

Sho frowned. He wasn't a fan of the rare creature that was angry Tosh.

"An interesting choice of words there; 'intellectual masturbation'. Do you feel inadequate when faced with my research? Emasculated, perhaps?"

Haley stifled a yawn. These arguments always annoyed and bored her. She looked over at Sho, leaned over and whispered, "wanna ditch these two so they can fight some more on their own? We don't want to be around for the makeup sex. It probably involves robots."

"Ohhh, so now you're a psychologist too?" Tosh said.

"God yes," Sho whispered back, "When he gets his dander up he's stubborn as an ox. It might be a while."

"I'm a student of all the sciences. Perhaps the reduced size of your brain when you shift is responsible for your limited focus?"

"Oh get the fuck over yourself. You're not an expert on anything! You're not a genius! If not for your powers you wouldn't be able to invent anything! Scientist? No, you're a nutcase who's off his meds and should be somewhere you can't hurt anyone!"

A look of realization crossed Sho's face and he mouthed a silent "Ohhh..."

"Tosh!" Haley scolded.

Cam's eyes narrowed. "I'm completely sane. I have a certificate.

Now what the hell was it that you wanted?" he said, rising up to his (not at all threatening) full height.

"Right now? A new roommate," Tosh spat before storming off.

Sho just a shook his head.

"Remind me, the next time I nearly die ensuring that everyone in the university survives, to leave him out of it."

Haley crossed her arms, fuming as her boyfriend stormed off. “I’m sorry my boyfriend is a fucking tool, Cam. That was out of line.”

"What you do with your boyfriend is your own business."

Was that a joke?

"Was there something you needed?"

Sho smirked at the joke then sighed, "Yeah... that was so not his best moment. Bro... has a sore spot I think you probably trigger."

"Sounds like a personal problem to me. He'll just have to cope."

Haley snorted, a smile cracking her face. “That was good.”

"Let me preface this by saying Tosh was completely out of line, but here's a lesson in the science of human interaction. All those observations and questions like you're studying him? Don't do that. Nobody likes that. It's insulting whether that's your intent or not," Sho calmly told Cam.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go try and knock some sense into my cousin and I have no idea where I'm going," he said, looking to Haley.

"I'm not interested in having anyone like me." Cam frowned. "That's not particularly scientific."