If Trees Could Talk

Up until recently maintained as a museum, the childhood home of the Braddock family has been pressed into service as classroom space for the University. Additionally, the increased demands have led to the main ballroom being converted into a cafeteria for University students on a meal plan. The old library has been bolstered with college textbooks.

Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:15 pm

"See, I was hoping to be a rock star before that happened. But here I am, not even with a band."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:18 pm

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A lot of people here keep talking about it.  No one takes the next step and DOES it.
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:13 pm

"There's a limited pool of possible band members and what ones I know of don't quite share my tastes. Admittedly, I've been too preoccupied to look very hard."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:23 pm

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What ARE your tastes?
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:40 pm

"I'm a big fan of classic Hard Rock and throwbacks like Wolfmother. Also blues rock groups like The Black Keys."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:44 pm

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Yes, I'm sure it's difficult to find blues rock in the country that gave us Led Zeppelin, Eric Clapton and the Rolling Stones
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:47 pm

He smirked.

"Well, I meant on campus. I could broaden my pool though."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:24 pm

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Oh, being a rock star is a new life's ambition, then?  Happened when you came to the university?
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:03 am

"Yes, yes, I'm a lazy tit. Happy now, old man?" he remarked.
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:28 am

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I think, around Christmas time, the word is 'jolly'
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:35 pm

"So... anything for yours truly under those boughs?"

"That... sounded oddly dirty..."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:56 pm

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You'd be surprised at how many people can't refrain from making innuendos.

And there may be something for you under there, if you were good this past year.
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:59 pm

"Nice might be a stretch, but I believe I've worked my way off of the naughty list."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Wed Dec 20, 2017 7:30 am

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Well, don't worry if it's close.  I'm informed that he checks the list twice to avoid issues.
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:04 pm

"Good thing, that. Nobody should lose a gift to a clerical error. He should probably have a computer do that though."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:22 pm

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With all those viruses flying around?  I think not.  I caught one once, I couldn't breathe through my nose for three weeks and I kept blurting out private information.
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:22 pm

He smirked. "I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that isn't how computer viruses work."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:36 pm

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They are when you catch one and then shift back to human.

You'd be surprised how some of these things translate from form to form.  Some of it is fairly one-to-one , but a lot of it works on a more metaphorical level.  Very interesting stuff.
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:00 pm

"Did you eat some antivirus software then? Is that how you work?"
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:09 pm

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I work in surprisingly unusual ways.

That time, actually, I ended up going to get steam-cleaned.  A little bit of an extravagance, I know, but sometimes, you've just got to splurge to take care of yourself, you know?
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Mon Dec 25, 2017 1:05 am

"Steam... cleaned? Alright, you're going to have to walk me through how getting yourself laundered cures a computer virus you silly cartoon man."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:09 am

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Oh, it's quite simple.  A problem which shows up as a technical virus on a computer is really just damage, right?  That damage gets translated along with the rest of me as I shift.  That's why it shows up as a cold when I'm a human, and a large stain as a pair of shorts.  It might be a misfiring piston in an engine, or a dead limb on a tree or a burnt edge of a steak.  It's the ~problem~ that translates, not necessarily the specifics.

Same reason why I won't be starving to death when I shift back.  I'm drinking up the water in the pot, and that nourishes me.  It would also, like, be the level of gas I had if I shifted into a sportscar.  Once you understand the metaphors behind things, the specifics follow surprisingly logically.
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:58 pm

"So you just heal by taking a more easily repairable form? That's got to be really bloody handy. Meanwhile, I've got all the plant diseases to worry about. Good thing I regenerate because you have to amputate much of that shite."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:03 pm

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At the same time, you CAN regenerate.  And like we discussed that one time, maybe one day you'll be able to do more.

Heck, penicillin came from a spore, right?  Maybe you'll develop the cure for the common everything.

And don't think I have an easy out for everything -- that stuff can get wedged in pretty deep, on a psychological level.  There's no end to the complications that can happen, and shifting sometimes just makes it worse.  You may remember when I was all chromed up earlier this year, and I barely managed to get back to the dorms after we took down the alien at your father's shindig.  Had I been a little slower, or not been found, I might have just been an unidentifiable stain on the ground.
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:54 am

"Okay, that's less beneficial. Like my creeping dread of getting stuck as, well, a tree. Not the kind with text capability either. Just wood. Standing there. Housing a family of squirrels."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Tue Dec 26, 2017 1:29 am

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Not a bad vacation, but not something you want to get stuck in, no.

Helps to know a friendly neighborhood telepath who might check in now and again to make sure you're not getting too wooden.

I've got more horror stories than you can shake a stick at.  These aren't the sorts of things I talk about in day one of "so you think you're a shifter
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:05 pm

"You should actually teach that class. I would definitely sign up for a guide to this life as a shifter nonsense."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:06 pm

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It'd be mostly what I talked to you about that day in the danger room, but maybe I'll poke ASHLIE about it.

I don't think every shifter thinks about things the same way I do, though.
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Thu Dec 28, 2017 12:55 am

"Pretty sure nobody thinks about things the same way you do mate," he teased.
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:59 am

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Well, maybe that's why I'm the best shifter in the world, and everyone else is number two.  Or lower.
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Shane Marsh » Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:03 pm

"Sounds like tempting fate to me Mister Humble," he teased, "Now a better shifter is obligated to show up to fight you."
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Re: If Trees Could Talk

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:28 pm

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If you find one, send 'em to me.  I've got the experience factor and the edge; ain't no one gonna beat me in a shifting competition.
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