Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:25 pm"Look, you don't need to follow me everywhere, alright? I'm not freaking going anywhere," Will groused as he entered the dining hall.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:25 pmRe: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:25 pm"ASHLIE told me to keep an eye on you, and that's what I'm doing. We can't have you running around all...Willy-nilly, can we? We saw what happened last time."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:26 pm"Oh, and if ASHLIE told you to jump off a cliff, would you?," Will asked, rolling his eyes. "Honest to god, I could slap you upside the head sometimes."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:27 pm"I would if I thought it would help prevent an insane serial killer from going on the loose, but what do I know? I've only been keeping a manifestation of my trauma in check for, oh, the lifespan of the universe."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:28 pm"We were an unthinking lump of clay for, like, 99.99999% of that. And if you'd like to try doing that once again, I think the rest of us would all be quite thankful."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:52 pm"Nobody told me you were multiplying," Isolde grumbles as she settles in with her tray.
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:12 pm"Blame Miriam," Will frowned. "Like so much else around here, this is her fault."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:12 pm"Lay off her," Will groused. "She's just doing her best to muddle through things. Besides, campus needed a less mopey version of me around, yeah?"
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:14 pm"You don't want me to blame Miriam. That didn't go well, the last time."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:18 pm"Got on your nerves, did she?" Will laughed. "She can do that."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:31 pm"You could say that," she mutters before taking a bite, shearing meat off of a chicken bone.
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:41 pm"Oof, hit a sore spot. Fair enough, fair enough, we won't mention you-know-who."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:54 pm"She and I are going to have to... talk."
"Eventually."
"Eventually."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:04 pm"Just talk?" Will asked, quietly. "Because it sounds like you want to do a bit more than that."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:05 pm"That all depends on if she did what I think she did."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:12 pm"Oh, are we playing 'no specifics' bingo? OK, OK, me next.
At some point in future time, I may -- or then again, I may not -- do a thing," Will teased, while Will frowned and glared at him.
At some point in future time, I may -- or then again, I may not -- do a thing," Will teased, while Will frowned and glared at him.
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:19 pm"Well I can't have you running off to the headmistress if I'm not certain yet, can I?"
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:23 pm"Oh, please. If I never see that rustbucket again in my life, it will be too dang soon," Will said, waving his hand dismissively.
The OTHER Will, on the other hand, looked concerned and frowned at Isolde. Again.
The OTHER Will, on the other hand, looked concerned and frowned at Isolde. Again.
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:33 pm"Then I'll ask you."
"If someone stripped you of all control in a crowded room, what would you do to the person who did it?"
"If someone stripped you of all control in a crowded room, what would you do to the person who did it?"
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:44 pm"That's horrible! I mean, it fits what she's done in the past, but..." Will said, before being interrupted.
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:44 pm"If I were him, I'd probably pout about it and secretly fetishize it for the next 50 years.
If it were me, I'd say turnabout is fair play," Will said, interrupting Will.
If it were me, I'd say turnabout is fair play," Will said, interrupting Will.
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:52 pm"Well I don't have that sort of trick up my sleeve, so I suppose I'll just have to make do."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:53 pm"Aren't you, like, one of the eight bajillion wolves on campus? Don't you have, like, a whole posse of people you can tap into for help here? Like, that's part of the point?"
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:01 pm"I only know of one other, not that I need the help."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:15 pm"Well, what do you plan to do?"
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:27 pm"I'd like to throw her out a window at high noon, but I suppose they expect me to be... gentler, these days."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:40 pm"You could throw her out a window at midnight, I suppose. Vampyres are a little tougher than expected," Will offered.
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:55 pm"Is she what you were missing?" Isolde asks the penitent Will in an unhelpfully vague manner.
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:59 pm"That's what I'm told, though...I'm fairly sure I'm better off without it," he said, glaring at Will.
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:00 pmWill waved his hand dismissively. "Yeah, because the me people want to deal with is definitely Captain Mope of the Mopey Brigade, boldly exploring new frontiers of Mopiness."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:12 pm"I did find you sulking in the janitor's closet."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:17 pm"Oh god," Will said, putting his head in his hands. "I'm going to have to track down all the embarrassing shit he did, aren't I?"
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:18 pmIsolde Schwarz wrote:"I did find you sulking in the janitor's closet."
"I wasn't sulking, and I tried to explain that to you at the time..."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:31 pm"So, are you asking me to mash you back together?"
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:36 pm"No!" Both Wills shouted at the same time, loud enough to draw a bit of attention to the threesome.
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:37 pm"You're clay. It wouldn't even be hard."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:08 pm"What was it you were literally just saying about stripping someone of their control? Hold on, one second, let me replay that back to you," Will said, shifting into a replica of Isolde.
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:09 pm"He has no...no sense of shame or of responsibility. Frankly, Miriam removed the worst parts of me, and I should probably thank her for it."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:14 pm"If I was stripping you of choice, I wouldn't be asking, I'd be doing."
Re: Peas in a Pod
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:18 pm"Look, I promise you, I'm a lot more fun than Janitorial Closet Will. I will not now, nor will I ever ask to be rejoined with that pathetic, sycophantic, depressive masochistic moron," Will said, shifting back, and glancing at the other Will with every barb. "I should thank Miriam for stripping out the weak parts that were holding me back.
And maybe he can get a job as a...what was he doing in the closet, anyway?"
And maybe he can get a job as a...what was he doing in the closet, anyway?"