[Social] Royally Screwed

[Katarina Karkov]

"A nobody, and yet one who speaks to the next leader of Symkaria, whom Doom himself has taken a personal interest in," Katarina said, the hints of bitterness and melancholy slipping through her facade. "A nobody who flirts with danger."

[Leo Eskandari]

He looked her in the eye and said, "Compared to all the dangers we face around here, a surprisingly down-to-earth princess is nothing to fear."

"Why just last week I fought an evil cybernetic shark man. Now that's scary."

[Katarina Karkov]

"Yes, I suppose it might be, in it's way," Katarina said, diplomatically.

[Leo Eskandari]

"Man, Doom really skewed your threat-o-meter didn't he? But I guess he'd have that effect."

[Katarina Karkov]

"Well, that and being kidnapped and disfigured, yes," Katarina said, flatly.

[Leo Eskandari]

"Well, yeah, nothin' quite compares to that," he said pointedly.

[Katarina Karkov]

"Quite," Katarina said, missing Leo's point.

"I'm afraid I have lost my appetite. I am sure I shall see you later."

[Leo Eskandari]

"Take care," he said with poorly veiled annoyance.

Like I don't what that's like better than she ever could.