Issue 2: I Hope You're Not Expecting ME To Clean This Up

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:54 pm

"Aren't like. The lunch ladies flipping their shit right now?"

by **Chase Delacroix** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:03 pm

"That's the thing. No one's here," he said as he turned around.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:14 pm

"I wouldn't be either if I had to clean this up." Nailah jokes.

by **Narrator** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:43 pm

Chase wrote:Chase turned the switch off as soon as the spell of confusion broke.

"This is way too weird to be a prank," he said, still facing the kitchen.

Turning the switch off had NO effect--the lights didn't even go out. If anything, the pandemonium seemed to be more pandemonious.

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:06 pm

Haley looked at Chase, and then Nailah and then back to the mess. "...really? No one is around? Isn't that....kinda weird?"

by **Nailah Weaver** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:14 pm

"Kinda is, isn't it?"

by **Chase Delacroix** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:48 pm

"Okay... now the switch is broken."

He tried unplugging the nearest thing.

by **Narrator** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:52 pm

Yeah, unplugged the toaster would get it top stop spewing out toast, though the floor was slick with spread oils and things like that. An elite assassin cold make his way over.

by **Chase Delacroix** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:59 pm

He hopped from one clean spot to another with graceful ease and yanked the toaster cord. He also caught a piece of flying toast.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:04 am

"This is almost like a poltergeist." she says, looking into the kitchen from a safe distance.

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 3:09 am

"Ghosts aren't real, Nailah," Haley said like someone who was more trying to convince herself of this fact than anyone else.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 3:46 am

"Nu-uh, they are totally real! Just ask Sofia. Her girlfriend's a ghost." she says with the smug expression of someone who think they just won an argument.

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 3:48 am

"...I know..." she said and looking around with a concerned look in her eyes. "Maybe we should go try and find some of the staff?"

by **Nailah Weaver** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 3:56 am

"Or Sofia. Maybe it was Regan. See? Tolda ya it was a prank!" she gloats in Chase's general direction.

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:28 am

"Maybe...I...I dunno. This is kinda just freaking me out."

by **Nailah Weaver** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:37 am

"Hey, you're not the one who got pied in the face."

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 5:02 am

"No. But I'm pretty sure this pudding is up inside my shorts."

by **Nailah Weaver** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 5:08 am

"Well the kitchen is still going crazy. If someone is doing this then they're probably still in there."

by **Chase Delacroix** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:38 pm

He hopped back to them. He even kicked off of the counter for a shortcut.

He munched on the possibly possessed toast. "If it is a ghost, they make good toast."

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 5:37 pm

"Well let's find the fucker and beat the shit out of him. I spent twenty minutes on my hair this morning and it's got tapioca all over it, and so do my shorts AND my cutest pair of underwear," Haley grumbled, narrowing her eyes and looking around. There weren't that many people around so she had a slight chance of maybe counting the number of distinct mental "voices" she hears from people thinking.

by **Narrator** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:53 pm

Giggling. High-pitched, squeaky giggling. Make it four? Maybe five total voices in the general vicinity.

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:53 pm

"...there's five people thinking and giggling near here, and I don't think it's either of you..." Haley said, her face still twisted up in concentration, trying to see if she could tell where the little fuckers were.

by **Narrator** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:57 pm

Hard to pinpoint with all the noise and pandemoneum but...maybe the kitchen? Or just BEHIND the kitchen, now?

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:59 pm

"Fucking worthless telepathy," she grumbled, walking into the kitchen and trying to stop as many things moving as she can with the power she actually liked.

by **Narrator** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:17 pm

Adding chaos to chaos would work! Assuming the goal was primarily breaking everything, but still!

by **Chase Delacroix** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:47 pm

"Please tell me you did that."

by **Haley Crusek** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:57 am

"....yes..." she grumbled. "I was trying to just stop it all...which...I sort of did."

by **Chase Delacroix** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:21 pm

"Better you than who or whatever is in here with us."

by **Nailah Weaver** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 6:08 pm

"Which way? Can you still hear them?" Nailah asks, looking around the kitchen to see if she can spot anybody.

by **Haley Crusek** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:14 am

Haley again reached out with her telepathy, closing her eyes and putting a hand to her temple.

by **Narrator** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:34 am

They were now DEFINITLEY behind the back of the kitchen, and moving further away.

by **Haley Crusek** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:36 am

"They're behind the back of the kitchen....and moving away. Let's get these fuckers," Haley said trying to figure out the best way to follow the things.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:39 am

"Heck yeah!" Nailah chimes in, following Haley.

by **Chase Delacroix** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 3:26 pm

"Keep telepathic contact with me to tell me where I'm going," Chase said, before smirking, "And try to keep up."

He vaulted over the center island and was quickly out the back door.

by **Narrator** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 6:05 pm

There was a channel of dirt, like from a large mole or something.

It was headed away!

by **Chase Delacroix** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 6:55 pm

Chase remembered there was something about Albuquerque related to this situation.

He wan awong it.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 8:55 pm

Nailah, not one to be out-done, runs after Chase, traversing over the kitchen island by sliding across it before following him outside.

by **Haley Crusek** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 9:10 pm

Haley was too busy trying to figure out how the hell to keep in touch with someone who might be out of sight to do any fancy acrobatics, but she did jog after the two, a look of intense concentration on her face.

"Can you guys hear me...and each other?"

The effect almost seemed like they were listening on a terrible walkie talkie with a lot of static and interference but they likely would be able to carry on a three way mental conversation....albeit one that would probably broadcast everything their conscious mind was processing.

Haley wasn't good at this.

by **Chase Delacroix** » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:59 am

"Loud and mostly clear."

by **Narrator** » Sun Aug 02, 2015 4:51 am

The path continued going, heading straight for one of the big oaks on campus.

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