After the Disaster

[Vinny Patterson]

"Yeah, that wouldn't match well with plants, I would imagine."

[Shane Marsh]

"I'm certainly not less flammable."

[Vinny Patterson]

"You probably are, by a matter of degrees."

[Shane Marsh]

"Also not something I feel like testing."

[Vinny Patterson]

"Probably for the best."

[Shane Marsh]

"Enough about powers. Where in the States are you from? I'm rubbish with placing accents."

[Vinny Patterson]

"Me? Good old sunny Washington."

[Shane Marsh]

"Ah, the 'Coffee, Plaid, and Rain State'," he smirked.

[Vinny Patterson]

"We also have fish!"

[Shane Marsh]

"And zombies, judging by American television."

[Vinny Patterson]

"Yeah, that one might not be true. What, you've got time travelling port-a-potties over here?"

[Shane Marsh]

"It's a police box, and I wish we did. Minus the regular alien invasions."

[Vinny Patterson]

"I think they come as a package deal."

[Shane Marsh]

"Well that hardly seems fair."

[Vinny Patterson]

"Hey, I don't make the rules."

[Shane Marsh]

"We already have Time Nazis, we deserve something cool."

[Vinny Patterson]

"Yeah, sorry, England doesn't get 'cool'."

[Shane Marsh]

"James Bond, Led Zeppelin, Queen, The Rolling Stones, Blur, The Heavy, need I go on?"

[Vinny Patterson]

"Hendrix, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Temple of the Dog, Pearl Jam, Modest Mouse, Macklemore. Sorry, we've been relevant recently," he smirked.

[Shane Marsh]

"No, sorry, if you're going to list a Cornell band go with Soundgarden or Audioslave. And Modest Mouse? Really?"

[Vinny Patterson]

"What's wrong with that?"

[Shane Marsh]

"Name one cool song besides Float On."

[Vinny Patterson]

"Lampshades on Fire."

[Shane Marsh]

"...must be one after I wrote them off."

[Vinny Patterson]

"See? Keep an open mind, and your head out of the tea, or whatever it is you say over here."

[Shane Marsh]

"'Head out of your arse' is acceptable."

[Vinny Patterson]

"That sounds quite painful, actually."

[Shane Marsh]

"No, no, getting it in there is the painful part."

[Vinny Patterson]

"I bet you, somewhere, there's a mutant with that as their power, and ONLY that."

[Shane Marsh]

"Behold Doctor Asstrich," he snickered.

[Vinny Patterson]

"Poor sod. Sucks to be him."

[Shane Marsh]

"It most certainly does," he chuckled.