After the Disaster

by **Vinny Patterson** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:39 pm

Vinny sat down for lunch, swirling some food around on his plate and not really touching it.

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by **Shane Marsh** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:54 pm

"What's the matter mate, did a Nazi piss in your cornflakes?" Shane asked after taking a seat.

by **Vinny Patterson** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:15 pm

"Man, I hope not..."

by **Shane Marsh** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:38 pm

"I'd think you'd know."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:05 pm

"I dunno, they make this food in the back. Who knows what they do?"

by **Shane Marsh** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 12:06 am

"Somehow I doubt Hydra employs stealth urination operatives."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:06 pm

"You never know."

by **Shane Marsh** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:51 pm

"Well I suppose it would be some degree of hilarious," he smirked.

"Name's Shane, by the way."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:53 pm

"Vinny. Pleased to meet ya."

by **Shane Marsh** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 8:06 pm

"Likewise."

He took a bite of his food.

"So were you out in that mess?"

by **Vinny Patterson** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 8:15 pm

"Briefly. I was on a road trip, and got attacked by mongols."

by **Shane Marsh** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 11:52 pm

"Mongols? This thing really did grab from everywhere didn't it? Well, everywhen."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:56 pm

"Yeah, something really weird was going on. I don't have all the details."

by **Shane Marsh** » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:06 am

"It was, I'm not shitting you, a 1940's Nazi time machine."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Thu Mar 24, 2016 11:48 pm

"Pull the other one, it's got bells on."

by **Shane Marsh** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:15 am

"No more ludicrous than any other explanation for Maldon being simultaneously attacked by Scottish Highland warriors, Nazi Germany, the Mongol horde, and the Roman Empire."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:14 am

"...That's a fair point."

by **Shane Marsh** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:21 pm

"But hey, at least I made my grandfather's restless shade proud by flipping off some Nazis."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:24 pm

"That's pretty hardcore, man. Wish I had been there."

by **Shane Marsh** » Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:06 am

"My hands and arms still hurt from my little power gambit."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:56 am

"Which was that?"

by **Shane Marsh** » Sat Mar 26, 2016 1:49 am

"I'm sort of a plant shifter, so... burrowing extendo-hands."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:41 pm

"Very cool, and creative to boot."

by **Shane Marsh** » Sat Mar 26, 2016 8:34 pm

"Thanks mate. Hurt like a bitch though. Wouldn't recommend it."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:58 pm

"I'll keep it in mind."

by **Shane Marsh** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:22 am

"And what is it you do?"

by **Vinny Patterson** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:51 am

"Get my shit ruined by my roommate, apparently.

I'm mostly intangible."

by **Shane Marsh** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:03 am

"Define 'mostly'."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:29 am

"Sometimes it doesn't work when I need it to?"

by **Shane Marsh** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:50 am

"I'll gladly trade you my 'works whether I want it to or not'," he smirked.

by **Vinny Patterson** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 6:11 am

"Heh. Sounds rough."

by **Shane Marsh** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 6:56 pm

"Keeps me alive at least."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 8:09 pm

"Generally speaking, a positive."

by **Shane Marsh** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:56 pm

"Also, really weird dandruff."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:29 am

"Dude, too much information."

by **Shane Marsh** » Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:47 pm

He chuckled. "Leaves mate, but sorry all the same. I'm in a bloody weird mood today."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:46 am

"You can probably be excused after doing the heroics."

by **Shane Marsh** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:20 pm

"Eh, heroics require being at risk. The part of me that counts was safely behind a wall."

by **Vinny Patterson** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:34 pm

"Clever--don't want to get yourself TOO hurt."

by **Shane Marsh** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 11:59 pm

"I could theoretically survive a bullet, but I'd very much prefer never to find out. Also, I heard they had some people with flamethrowers."

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