Xaviers!

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 12:46 am**

"Or should I be looking for girls that are into this?"

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 12:49 am**

"What? You were serious about setting me up?" It's hard to tell whether she's shocked or panicked.

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 12:53 am**

"I mean I'm not running out and doing it now, but figuring out if I can double-date with my roommate's not the worst idea..."

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 12:57 am**

"Is this because you're looking for an excuse to raid my clothes again?"

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 12:57 am**

"I assure you my motives are among the purest."

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:09 am**

"Riigghhtt," she says, dripping with skepticism.

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:47 am**

"So no girls, then. Got it."

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:06 am**

"I didn't say that. I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to this sort of thing."

Missed a beat.