[Drama] And We Believe It's Not The Real Me

[Leo Eskandari]

"Well, I assume yours won't be a series of fights designed to send you into rage mode."

[Ainsley Green]

"Mmmno. Probably not. But if he's looking to push people that hard, then something equally as buggered is likely waiting for me, eh?"

[Leo Eskandari]

"Yeah, probably having to defend a murderous squirrel in court or somethin'," he joked.

[Ainsley Green]

"Acting as translator between a gorilla in heat and a chimpanzee it's taken a shine to."

[Leo Eskandari]

"Oh God, I can't top that," he laughed, smacking the table and almost spilling his cocoa. The now cracked table wasn't so lucky.

[Ainsley Green]

Ainsley acted like he didn't notice the damage. "Yea, I'm basically the best." He replied in a tone of smug satisfaction.

[Leo Eskandari]

Leo looked down at the table. "Shit. Did I do that?"

[Ainsley Green]

Ainsley looked at the damage casually.

"You probably had help. We're hard on furniture around here." He replied, attempting to downplay the situation .

[Leo Eskandari]

"You mean, at least I didn't explode it?" he smiled a bit goofily.

[Ainsley Green]

"Basically. The science nerds can epoxy this back together, I'm sure."

[Leo Eskandari]

"Duct tape fixes everything," he nodded sagely. However, the wise lion act was undercut by the silliness of a giant beastman sipping cocoa.