Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 7:06 pm"You cease to exist when no one's around? Impressive and disturbing."
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 7:06 pmRe: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 8:12 pm"Yes, my condition is a study in metaphysics and existentialism." He replied. "Thus the French girlfriend. You can't be existential without the French. It's scientific law now."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 12:35 am"Or maybe you're Schrodinger's invisible man, both there and not there until observed... or however that goes."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 12:38 am"Oh God, I hope not.
That's not going to go well on my resume.
'Works only when constantly monitored.' "
That's not going to go well on my resume.
'Works only when constantly monitored.' "
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 12:48 am"You'll be fine. Corporations these days totally do that anyway."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 1:10 am"Again, I hope not. That means Headmistress Minamida is watching me at work through the security feed and is actively ignoring levels of tomfoolery that would make the HSE cringe." He chuckles.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 6:50 pm"Tomfoolery you say? Do go on," he grinned with interest.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 8:03 pm"I cannot implicate myself further. All I can say is if they ever find me dead in there it was probably my own bloody fault."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 11:51 pm"Pfft! Boooring. I want a story," he said in a sing-song manner. He started on another bottle.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 3:26 pm"I can tell you a different incriminating story that won't potentially get me fired, if you like."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 4:22 pm"Yesss. Story tiiime," he urged. "No judging. Scout's honor."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 4:43 pmBasil sorted through a story that might seem interesting to Diego that wouldn't come back to bite him in the ass later.
"Less incriminating, more embarrassing...
One of the reasons I don't do hero work is my constitution. If I get too worked up, I have a tendency to pass out.
Apparently that works both for good things, and bad.
The first time I attempted to make love to a woman, I fell unconscious."
"Less incriminating, more embarrassing...
One of the reasons I don't do hero work is my constitution. If I get too worked up, I have a tendency to pass out.
Apparently that works both for good things, and bad.
The first time I attempted to make love to a woman, I fell unconscious."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 6:52 pmHe winced sympathetically. "Like... right on top of her?"
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 6:57 pm"Oh no, she was on top of me. Not like I weigh too much shove off anyways, but I was nice and already semi prone so I didn't bash my head open like I've done in the past. And we were still mostly clothed so she wasn't too traumatized.
Still, you can't use the 'this never happens' excuse when you can't make words." He laughed.
Still, you can't use the 'this never happens' excuse when you can't make words." He laughed.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 7:04 pm"Duuude... that's just... so unfair," he laughed, "I bet she thought she killed you for a minute there."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 7:33 pmBasil cracked open another, and shot it back, then resumed the story.
"She admitted to losing her cool a bit at first, but thankfully she's a smart woman and we knew each other when we were younger. Once she pieced together what might have happened, she used her hand mirror to see if I was still fogging it.
Since I was, she decided to just make me comfortable and waited for me to awaken again, like the professional she was."
"She admitted to losing her cool a bit at first, but thankfully she's a smart woman and we knew each other when we were younger. Once she pieced together what might have happened, she used her hand mirror to see if I was still fogging it.
Since I was, she decided to just make me comfortable and waited for me to awaken again, like the professional she was."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 12:01 am"Good that she kept it togeth... wait... professional?"
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 12:10 amAt Diego's recognition of what he'd stupidly said, Basil's peacoat tensed for a moment, his back arching up against the flat rooftop painfully apparent. Normally, this would be the moment where he'd have himself a panic attack and swear Diego to secrecy.
But as was his nature when he was drunk, the more 'fuck it all' tendencies of Basil came out.
"Ehhh, whoops, guess this story became more incriminating than I thought it would, heh.
Oh well."
But as was his nature when he was drunk, the more 'fuck it all' tendencies of Basil came out.
"Ehhh, whoops, guess this story became more incriminating than I thought it would, heh.
Oh well."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 12:44 amDiego laughed. "Dude. I'm practically from Vegas. I'm not gonna be a prude about a little business arrangement between two consenting parties."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 12:49 am"It wasn't even that." Basil replied, trying his best to explain it now in his drunkenness without giving too much away.
"It was more like she knew I found her attractive and she wanted something interesting to do on a slow night, so why not the invisible man?"
"It was more like she knew I found her attractive and she wanted something interesting to do on a slow night, so why not the invisible man?"
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 7:30 pm"Ahh... novelty sex... say no more," he smirked knowingly.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 7:43 pmBasil left it at that, letting Diego think that was the case.
"Alright, I gave you blackmail material, your turn."
"Alright, I gave you blackmail material, your turn."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 12:09 am"My dad almost arrested me once after my friend gave me some weed. He didn't cuff be but he totally threatened to."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 12:11 am"What prevented him?" He asked.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 12:51 am"His mom talked him out of it. I was just lucky Abuelita was around that day. Well, okay, she mostly stared at him. She's awesome that way."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 12:54 am"Ahhh nepotism. The gift that keeps on giving." He laughed.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 7:12 pm"Doting grandmothers for the win," he grinned, raising his beverage for a toast.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 8:16 pmHere here." Basil replied breaking open bottle five.
After guzzling down, his started feeling that warm fuzzy, euphoric feeling he was waiting on."Whhhoooooooo there she is mate... that's the limit."
There were still plenty left for Diego though, if he so chose.
After guzzling down, his started feeling that warm fuzzy, euphoric feeling he was waiting on."Whhhoooooooo there she is mate... that's the limit."
There were still plenty left for Diego though, if he so chose.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 12:00 am"Only five? You're such a wu... hic... yeah, scratch that, I'm drunk a three... this must be what grandpa's cat feels like after a martini..." he rambled.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 12:02 am"Hey, I had two on the w-----whhhhyyyy are your zaydes cats drinking alcohol?"
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 12:51 am"Grumpy old man's little drinkin' buddy," he chuckled. "He doesn't give him much."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 12:57 am"Whhhhaaaaaattttt? That's mental!" Basil laughed, perhaps a bit too hard. "My two favourite things should not be combined like that, the universe could explode."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 1:51 am"Man... that would be one strangely adorable apocalypse," he laughed.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 2:04 am"Yes but you won't notice because you'll be able to blend in with our new overlords.
I'll have to rely on my weasel-y ingratiating nature to become Viceroy of the UK to her majesty The High Queen Catalie Puurrrrtman." He made sure to roll the R before dissolving into the giggles.
I'll have to rely on my weasel-y ingratiating nature to become Viceroy of the UK to her majesty The High Queen Catalie Puurrrrtman." He made sure to roll the R before dissolving into the giggles.
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 4:09 pm"Why hello Prime Minister Margaret Cat-cher," he said in a terrible English queen voice, "Tis a fine day for Cattania."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 8:10 pm" You can't trust such a hisstress. She'll want everything done right meow."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 12:27 am"Right meow? During our rrroyal catnap? We are not a-mew-sed."
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 2:07 am"We'll just have to whiskers away under the dark of nyanght to sew the seeds of revolution.
Rah Rah fight the clowder!"
Rah Rah fight the clowder!"
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:23 pmHe laughed loudly but suddenly stopped, looking puzzled. "Wait... the heck's a clowder?"
Re: The Roof: Sunshine In A Bag
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 8:13 pm"A whole boatload of felines. Dog equivalent is 'pack'."