Stupid Bloody Computers

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Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Tue May 16, 2017 7:24 pm

Shane was seated on the common room couch with his laptop computer, tooling around on the internet trying to find more information about the UKIP fundraiser. It felt more suspicious the more he thought of about it. But he needed something tangible to take to Kinney or Minamida. Unfortunately, he had no idea what he was doing and kept ending up with useless official press releases.

"Ugh! Do what I want you stupid piece of shite Google!" he half-shouted at the indifferent machine.
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Tue May 16, 2017 7:26 pm

"You should be nice to it," Natalie says, fiddling with her backpack as she comes in from the Point. Charitably, she looks like hell, like someone who has been stuck in the office for days. "It's doing the best it can."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Tue May 16, 2017 7:46 pm

"Or is it holding back so we'll underestimate it?" he grumbled before looking to her. "Or I'm just that rubbish."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Tue May 16, 2017 7:48 pm

"I would have gone with 'shrubbish'," she says, looking at the air above his laptop. "Let me see what you're trying to do."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Tue May 16, 2017 7:58 pm

"If you think your brain can filter out political bullshite then knock yourself out."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Tue May 16, 2017 8:01 pm

"You're looking in the wrong places," she says, snagging his searches and analyzing them. "Like this..." She modifies his search terms, adding a few of her own that would take his searches to more speculative places on the internet.
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Tue May 16, 2017 11:57 pm

"Not even going to ask why?" he asked curiously.
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Tue May 16, 2017 11:58 pm

"UKIP is the spawn of the literal Devil in my opinion. You don't look like the type to be one of their supporters, so I figured you're looking for something more."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Wed May 17, 2017 12:17 am

"First: My idiot father is a member. Second: During a visit to see if he was one of the politicians targetted by those aliens, he received an odd phone call about this fundraiser where Farage asked about the PM's suit size. That strikes me as rather odd. How about you?"
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Wed May 17, 2017 12:57 am

"Little weird," she acknowledged. "But suit sizes are hardly state secrets." Her mind continued to race through the search results and the information his computer got raced with her.
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Narrator » Wed May 17, 2017 3:11 pm

She mostly finds what you'd expect on this kind of topic on the internet. Horrible racism and general awfulness, especially directed towards humans. And then the party's official stance of trying to put a nice coat of paint over the horribleness. Which seems to be at least the immediately obvious reason as to why they tried to get the PM to make an appearance, trying to legitimize the whole thing in the eyes of the public. Digging deeper more articles pop up, Farage apparently having made bit of a hubbub about the whole thing in parliament and, in an odd showing of letting up on partisanship, pushed for the PM to meet with the heads of all of the other parties at their respective conventions, which seemed to be how he managed to get him to agree to the whole thing in the first place. And in an odd bit of timing, the next day UKIP moved the date of their convention a couple days up to be the first of the various parties to hold theirs
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Wed May 17, 2017 3:26 pm

"Well, that's a weird series of coincidences," she mutters as she digs deeper into the convention date moving.
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Wed May 17, 2017 3:36 pm

Shane watched with some fascination as information raced by on his laptop screen faster than he thought it was capable of. Faster than he could read much of it. But he saw enough to affirm his hunch that something was amiss.

"Coincidence my left foot."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Nigel Farage » Wed May 17, 2017 4:08 pm

There's very little information she can find on it, aside from people being generally upset about their plans being disrupted. It seems like the decision was unilaterally made by Nigel Farage without much consideration for anybody else.
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Wed May 17, 2017 4:12 pm

Natalie slows down for a moment as she ponders and then she looks for changes to the guest list for the convention. "Something certainly smells fishy, but Farage is a complete self-important bastard, so that's still a plausible explanation for moving the convention."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Wed May 17, 2017 7:10 pm

"And buying the PM a new suit because he's such a nice guy? Color me a skeptic."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Thu May 18, 2017 12:21 am

"It wouldn't be the first time someone gifted a suit as a bribe," Natalie says with a shrug, continuing to dig around.
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Thu May 18, 2017 1:05 am

"Think I'm reading too much into it because of the alien thing?"
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Thu May 18, 2017 4:26 pm

"I'm not sure we can take anything for granted, but I haven't seen anything that couldn't be explained by plain old corruption or political grand-standing."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Thu May 18, 2017 11:51 pm

"Maybe I just want an excuse to punch Farage in his ugly face."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Mon May 22, 2017 2:09 pm

"A lot of people want an excuse to do that," Natalie comments, pulling up the relevant supporting evidence for that on his laptop as she works.
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Mon May 22, 2017 4:29 pm

He leaned back and stroked his chin in thought. "Still... this feels... as the Yanks might say... hinky. Maybe if I could get some of us in there we can see what's what..."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Mon May 22, 2017 4:30 pm

"In where?"
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Mon May 22, 2017 6:57 pm

"The fundraiser. I might be able to sell it as a mutually beneficial PR move."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Mon May 22, 2017 6:59 pm

She frowns, "You do realize what that would look like, right? You'd essentially be legitimizing the assholes. Bad enough the PM's doing it."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Mon May 22, 2017 7:43 pm

"That right there is why I hate politics. Simply being seen near people you don't like is seen as a betrayal of principles. Besides, if I'm right then we look like bloody heroes."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Natalie Denisov » Mon May 22, 2017 7:49 pm

"I'd be of no use at the fundraiser. They might have some surveillance servers, but unless they're holding it at their headquarters, there's not going to be any deep dark secrets for me to dig into. And that's assuming that they don't already just air all their asshole laundry in the open."
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Re: Stupid Bloody Computers

Postby Shane Marsh » Tue May 23, 2017 7:11 pm

"Yeah, they'd... probably freak out about you as much as a telepath anyway. I might not even have enough sway with the old man to get myself in."
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