Xaviers!

Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2021 11:07 pm**

"I can imagine it would be at that."

"I swear, I stop following the newsfeeds for a few days, and this happens," he lamented.

Posted: **Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:00 pm**

"Never a dull moment in the X-gene club. But hey, we're all alive, so at least there's that."

Posted: **Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:11 pm**

"To not being dead," he said, toasting with an imaginary beer.

Posted: **Sat Jul 31, 2021 12:45 am**

"Despite the odds!" Jez returned the figurative toast.

"... I really should have come and talked to you earlier, Drake. I mean, like, in the school year. I'm sorry."

Posted: **Sat Jul 31, 2021 12:53 am**

"Don't worry about it," Drake replied nonchalantly, "You're here now, right when I needed you to be."

Posted: **Sun Aug 01, 2021 1:49 am**

Jez let out a little snort through her nose. "I'm sorry, that was borderline Disney channel level wholesomeness."

Posted: **Sun Aug 01, 2021 9:19 pm**

He groaned and let out a chuckle, "Well, this was already pretty after school special. Might as well roll with it."

Posted: **Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:24 am**

"At least it's not a Hallmark Christmas movie." Jez quipped.

Posted: **Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:23 pm**

"If I get that wholesome, you have my permission to add dragonslayer to your resume," he smirked.

Posted: **Tue Aug 03, 2021 5:28 pm**

"Oooh, that'll pair up so nicely next to Royal Handmaiden. Between that and having Dr. Doom as a reference, I could even shoot for a job at Waitrose. Or, dare a girl to dream, Harrods Food Hall?"

Posted: **Tue Aug 03, 2021 10:13 pm**

"You monster! Does your ambition have no bounds!" he said in mock-horror.

Posted: **Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:42 pm**

"Nope! That's why I'm minoring in villaindom bay-beeeee."

Posted: **Wed Aug 04, 2021 10:35 pm**

"I'm afraid you chose the wrong university for that minor," he smirked.

"Then again, the Institute did have a frighteningly high number of graduates take a dark turn for one length of time or another."

Posted: **Thu Aug 05, 2021 4:23 am**

"Well they can't very well actually CALL it a villainy program, that's just silly. They call it by a code name that means the same thing - business administration."

Posted: **Thu Aug 05, 2021 12:01 pm**

That got a big laugh.

"Oh man, I needed that. That was good."

Posted: **Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:36 pm**

Jezabelle mimed holding an invisible clipboard and pen.

"Let's see... handmaiden, dragonslayer, co-me-d-ian...." She stressed the last word as she "wrote" the word down.

Posted: **Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:24 pm**

"Also, dragon therapist. For those that you deem worthy of life."

"You, they get anxiety worrying about being slain and so you keep getting paid. It's not like dragons can go to anyone else. Business administration 101."

Posted: **Sun Aug 08, 2021 4:23 am**

"To be fair, it's high reward with high risks. How does the saying go? Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, as you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup?"

Posted: **Sun Aug 08, 2021 9:49 pm**

"Please, we aren't barbarians," he scoffed.

"We use barbecue sauce."

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2021 3:23 am**

"Talk like that'll have me callin' you Tex Critter if you're not careful." Jez snarked, unaware that the reference was extremely niche at best.

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2021 12:50 pm**

"Tex... who?" he asked.

Posted: **Thu Aug 12, 2021 2:00 am**

"Oooh, right, this might take some explaining." Jez tapped her chin. "How familiar are you with Chuck E Cheese?"

Posted: **Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:35 pm**

"That's the old American thing with the creepy robots, yes?"

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2021 1:51 am**

"Right! So think the same thing, but country and western themed, and the main guy was a dragon named Tex Critter. There was one near one of the bases Dad served on when I was little, and all of the kids used to have their birthday parties there."

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2021 12:38 pm**

"Fun. But I don't know if I should be offended by the comparison to an animatronic children's entertainer or not," he smirked.

Posted: **Sat Aug 14, 2021 10:59 pm**

"I mean, he headlined his own band and had a chain of restaurants named after him. You're 0 for 2 on that scale."

Posted: **Sat Aug 14, 2021 11:06 pm**

"But I'm real, can actually fly, and am one of a kind," he replied, "Winner, me."

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2021 3:09 am**

"Well, I mean, that's... debatable." Jez said as though she was a sore loser.

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2021 12:10 pm**

"Well, okay, excluding the multiverse," he said.

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2021 4:55 am**

"Yes, of course. 'cause in some universes I might be the dragon, and then you just can't compare." Jez said with some smug satisfaction as she pushed herself back onto her feet.

"I should probably stop interrupting your training though, and let you get back to violently disassembling the punching bag."

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2021 12:40 pm**

"Alright. Thanks again for putting my head back on straight."

Posted: **Wed Aug 18, 2021 1:33 am**

Jez gave a rocky shoulder a little pat.

"Any time. And that's not a figure of speech. Us Magneto burritos gotta look out for each other."

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