Xaviers!

"I really like the Tequila and the smoochin'." Nailah nods with a grin.

"You like tequila now? Awesome!" Haley grinned, taking a long drink from her newly acquired beer.

"It's just fun to drink. It goes like woosh, woosh, woosh, like a smash-cut action scene." she snickers.

"Smooching is good, yes."

Good? That was epic Bro!

"Just wait until later..." Haley thought rather loudly towards Tosh, though there was no doubt Nailah and Charles would have heard it as well.

Charles winced actually not really used to the whole voice in his head thing, but another drink had been ordered.

"Cheers then, eh?" Charles said raising his glass.

"Cheers!" Nailah join in.

"Cheers!" he grinned, raising his beer.

"Yeahhhh!" Haley cheered, hoisting her beer into the air a bit too quickly and basically throwing her beer all over Tosh.

"Gah!" he exclaimed, barely not spilling his own beer when he jumped.

Haley just cackled.

Charles was shocked by the shower of beer, but the amount of alcohol assisted in the not feeling terribly embarrassed department.

"I think," Charles said, "That Haley might be a bit drunk, eh?

Haley doubled over, face red, cackling uncontrollably.

"Nooooo. Haley is super drunk!" she snickers.

Haley looked up with tears of laughter in her eyes and babbled something incoherent in between gasps for air from the laughter.

Charles chuckled in response to Nailah's comment and Haley's continued cackling.

"I think...even that might be an understatement, Nailah," Charles smiled.

"There aren't enough napkins for this..." said the stupefied Tosh.

"Th-tha-that's wha-wh-" Haley was still gasping with laughter, "that's what she said!" she finally blurted before falling to the floor and cackling.

Nailah blinks for a second until the joke sinks in and she bursts out laughing as well. Her face is pretty flushed already, so it's not all that obvious that she's blushing.

Charles not unlike Nailah was pretty flushed already, so only those capable of noticing an even deeper shade of red would notice Charles blushing at Haley's comment.

Wait we know this one, right?

"I-In bed?" Charles asked/stated with a certain amount of awkwardness and a drunken smile.

Tosh was beet red, but suddenly snorted a laugh and cracked up.

Haley wiped her eyes and tried to sit up with some difficulty on the floor as she took deep breaths.

"Oh man...that was awesome...sorry hottie. Didn't mean to make you want to take off your shirt until later.....Who's ready for another drink?" she slurred.

"I haven't even gotten any in my mouth yet... I mean gotten to drink any!"

"Stop stealing my lines, Tosh," Haley giggled while looking up at everyone from the floor. She tried to stand up and immediately fell back down. "Shit. I think my powers are making me dizzy...someone help me up."

Yes Haley. Your powers are making the room spin, not your .15 BAC.

Tosh put his beer down with an internal sigh and knelt to help Haley up.

Haley was mostly dead weight providing little assistance in helping her up, but she was at very least quite light.

"My hero," she giggled, falling into Tosh and hugging him sloppily. "Maybe....maybe you should take me to your room Tosh. We...we can have some fun," she giggled.

Haley was kind of shithoused.

"I like fun..." he said, rational thought taking a backseat to teenage hormones.

Haley stumbled from Tosh over to Nailah and hugged her BFF. "You...you guys are really cute. You should like. Totally make out some more," she slurred. "I'm getting tired though, so--" Haley looked away and belched impressively before turning back to Nailah and continuing her loud not at all discreet pseudo stage whisper. "--so like. I'm gonna go make out with Tosh. And maybe some other stuff too," she giggled. "I wore my fun underwear! It's gonna be. Like. Awesome."

"Oh my gosh, Haley, shut up!" Nailah snickers. She's way too naive to wrap her head around the concept of Haley being too drunk to make any kind of informed decision right now.

"Make me!" she cackled, squeezing her friend even tighter and probably unbalancing Nailah to the point where there was a good chance they were about to topple over together onto the floor.

Nailah has good balance. When she hasn't had Tequila. And so Haley manages to pull her off her stool and tumble to the ground with her. "Whoa, wait, Haleeeeeeyy!"

Charles looked at the two girls who were now on the floor then up at Tosh, then back down at the girls.

"You need some help there?" Charles asked.

"How... much have they had?"

"A lot?" Charles stated/asked, "I wasn't really keeping a tally, eh."

Haley landed on top of Nailah in the most awkward / probably kind of hot for the guys way possible and laid there giggling for a minute before turning her gaze to the boys. She narrowed her eyes as Tosh and Charles made some accusations about her drinking. "I'm fine." she said icily. "Stop making fun of me!"

Yep. Hot mess was now angry for now reason.

Tosh raised his hands in a nervous placating gesture.

"I'm n-not!"

"Whatever!" Haley spat, pushing herself up off Nailah, and clumsily getting to her feet.

"Whoa, hey, what's happening?" Nailah mumbles as she pulls herself up on the edge of the bar.

"He's being an asshole!" Haley slurred.

Poor Tosh.