The Diego Dilemma

[Chisaki Watanabe]

Chisaki made her best skeevy face.

It was not very convincing.

"Okay Diego, you need to listen to me. I cannot be responsible for all those Mufasa fetishists, I am just giving them what they want."

[Diego Zapata]

"Mufasa? Really? Not Simba?" he chuckled.

[Chisaki Watanabe]

"Simba runs away from his responsibility and only returns after his female hunts him down and drags him back. This behavior is not appealing."

[Diego Zapata]

"Better than necrophilia," he smirked.

[Chisaki Watanabe]

"Diego has no appreciation for a variable timelines."

[Diego Zapata]

"If Mufasa doesn't die, then Simba doesn't run away and is a fine, upstanding prince," he smirked.

[Chisaki Watanabe]

"I think given his track record, the odds are better he is in fact a lay about prince who lives off his father's successes."

[Diego Zapata]

"So... more like an actual non-fairytale prince," he joked.

"I like Timon better anyway."

[Chisaki Watanabe]

"You are not a meerkat. I cannot market this.

You are the worst model."

[Diego Zapata]

"I'm lithe enough. But yeah, it wouldn't work. I'm just a mere cat."

[Chisaki Watanabe]

Most people would groan at Diego's wordplay pun.

But most people on campus didn't grow up in Japan where wordplay puns were practically a way of life.

As such, Chisaki burst out in a fit of 'the giggles'.

"You are silly."

[Diego Zapata]

"I am indeed!" he grinned happily. "So who else could you dress me as? Besides the obvious like Spike Spiegel."

[Chisaki Watanabe]

"Usopp... Nabeshin... Sweeney Todd... Hagrid... The Dude... Pablo Simon Bolivar." That last one was a deep cut.

[Diego Zapata]

"That last one is just cause I'm Latino," he chuckled.

[Chisaki Watanabe]

"No, it is because Pablo has cool hair you could have too.

Not as certain about you in a moustache though.... "

[Diego Zapata]

"Yeah... I tried growing one once. It did not work and all my friends justly mocked it."

[Chisaki Watanabe]

"Did you look like the man with the unmarked candy van?

I feel like you might have looked like the man with the unmarked candy van."

[Diego Zapata]

"Like... Get in my van kid and I'll give you candy?"

[Chisaki Watanabe]

"Yes."

[Diego Zapata]

"Nah. Too young for that... which could be exactly why it looked so bad."

[Chisaki Watanabe]

"We will get you a glue on one. That will do the creepy trick.

WAIT, CAN I GET A TWIRLY EVIL ONE FOR MYSELF PLEASE SAY YES."

[Diego Zapata]

"Only if you promise not to tie anyone to train tracks Whiplash-kun."

[Chisaki Watanabe]

"I promise nothing!"

[Diego Zapata]

"Well... anime Dudley Doright would be hilarious."

[Chisaki Watanabe]

"We shall make you a mountie uniform then."

[Diego Zapata]

He put a fuzzy finger in the air. "Space mountie," he corrected, grinning.