Xaviers!

Posted: **Thu May 23, 2019 12:26 am**

Chisaki made her best skeevy face.

It was not very convincing.

"Okay Diego, you need to listen to me. I cannot be responsible for all those Mufasa fetishists, I am just giving them what they want."

Posted: **Thu May 23, 2019 4:36 pm**

"Mufasa? Really? Not Simba?" he chuckled.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 1:15 pm**

"Simba runs away from his responsibility and only returns after his female hunts him down and drags him back. This behavior is not appealing."

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 2:23 pm**

"Better than necrophilia," he smirked.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2019 9:24 pm**

"Diego has no appreciation for a variable timelines."

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2019 3:59 pm**

"If Mufasa doesn't die, then Simba doesn't run away and is a fine, upstanding prince," he smirked.

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2019 4:30 pm**

"I think given his track record, the odds are better he is in fact a lay about prince who lives off his father's successes."

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2019 6:11 pm**

"So... more like an actual non-fairytale prince," he joked.

"I like Timon better anyway."

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2019 1:50 pm**

"You are not a meerkat. I cannot market this.

You are the worst model."

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2019 2:38 pm**

"I'm lithe enough. But yeah, it wouldn't work. I'm just a mere cat."

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2019 2:56 pm**

Most people would groan at Diego's wordplay pun.

But most people on campus didn't grow up in Japan where wordplay puns were practically a way of life.

As such, Chisaki burst out in a fit of 'the giggles'.

"You are silly."

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2019 7:04 pm**

"I am indeed!" he grinned happily. "So who else could you dress me as? Besides the obvious like Spike Spiegel."

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2019 9:10 pm**

"Usopp... Nabeshin... Sweeney Todd... Hagrid... The Dude... Pablo Simon Bolivar." That last one was a deep cut.

Posted: **Tue May 28, 2019 7:43 pm**

"That last one is just cause I'm Latino," he chuckled.

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2019 4:46 pm**

"No, it is because Pablo has cool hair you could have too.

Not as certain about you in a moustache though.... "

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2019 7:25 pm**

"Yeah... I tried growing one once. It did not work and all my friends justly mocked it."

Posted: **Thu May 30, 2019 12:13 am**

"Did you look like the man with the unmarked candy van?

I feel like you might have looked like the man with the unmarked candy van."

Posted: **Thu May 30, 2019 2:35 pm**

"Like... Get in my van kid and I'll give you candy?"

Posted: **Thu May 30, 2019 3:02 pm**

"Yes."

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:57 pm**

"Nah. Too young for that... which could be exactly why it looked so bad."

Posted: **Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:02 pm**

"We will get you a glue on one. That will do the creepy trick.

WAIT, CAN I GET A TWIRLY EVIL ONE FOR MYSELF PLEASE SAY YES."

Posted: **Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:47 pm**

"Only if you promise not to tie anyone to train tracks Whiplash-kun."

Posted: **Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:02 pm**

"I promise nothing!"

Posted: **Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:12 pm**

"Well... anime Dudley Doright would be hilarious."

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:20 pm**

"We shall make you a mountie uniform then."

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:40 pm**

He put a fuzzy finger in the air. "Space mountie," he corrected, grinning.

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