[Social] Alien Art ((open))

[Shari]

"That sounds more educational that artiful." she agrees.

[Narrator]

"Art can educate, but selling it on the shock value alone is...distasteful," he said, once again looking down at Shari's 'creation'.

[Shari]

"What? No! No no no, this isn't supposed to shock anybody!"

[Narrator]

"It is made of flesh and blood and bone, and it twitches," Jacques said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

[Shari]

"So are me and you." Shari says, scratching her head in genuine confusion.

[Narrator]

"But we are not art; we are not on display. And we are also normal in shape and appearance."

[Shari]

"You maybe. But it's fine, he volunteered and everything. Will's a little... okay a lot different. I wouldn't do this to somebody else!"

[Narrator]

"Hrm? Oh, I don't care about any of that," Jacques said. "It's just aesthetically revolting, is all."

[Shari]

"Yeah, well, you're aesthetically displeasing!" she shoots back. "No... that's not true. You look very snazzy and artsy." she immediately relents. "But something doesn't have to be 'pretty' to be art, right?"

[Narrator]

"Well, not necessarily," Jacques admitted. "But I always find those who attempt to gross and disgust as relying on crutches."

[Shari]

"Hmm. I like shortcuts, but that wasn't what I meant to do. I'll take it under advisement."

[Narrator]

"As well you should," Jacques said, very much full of himself.