Xaviers!

"That sounds more educational that artiful." she agrees.

"Art can educate, but selling it on the shock value alone is...distasteful," he said, once again looking down at Shari's 'creation'.

"What? No! No no no, this isn't supposed to shock anybody!"

"It is made of flesh and blood and bone, and it twitches," Jacques said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"So are me and you." Shari says, scratching her head in genuine confusion.

"But we are not art; we are not on display. And we are also normal in shape and appearance."

"You maybe. But it's fine, he volunteered and everything. Will's a little... okay a lot different. I wouldn't do this to somebody else!"

"Hrm? Oh, I don't care about any of that," Jacques said. "It's just aesthetically revolting, is all."

"Yeah, well, you're aesthetically displeasing!" she shoots back. "No... that's not true. You look very snazzy and artsy." she immediately relents. "But something doesn't have to be 'pretty' to be art, right?"

"Well, not necessarily," Jacques admitted. "But I always find those who attempt to gross and disgust as relying on crutches."

"Hmm. I like shortcuts, but that wasn't what I meant to do. I'll take it under advisement."

"As well you should," Jacques said, very much full of himself.