A Special Subset of Walking

by **Victor Freud** » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:10 pm

"So you'll be gettin' one of the bigger plates then." Victor joked before he placed his order, a large haddock & chips and a soda.

by **Emilie** » Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:07 am

Emilie did get a kebab, a beer, and a metric fuckton of fries.

She found a place to sit and started digging into her tray.

"I love French fries..."

by **Victor Freud** » Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:51 pm

Victor sat in front of her, making an effort with his fork before resorting to using his fingers to handle the large piece of golden breaded fish, saving the fork for the shorter fries.

"They have no business tasting as good as they do." He said as he dipped his fish in the pool of ketchup he'd made, like a heathen.

by **Emilie** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 4:20 am

Emilie curled her nose up at him. "I'd tell you ketchup isn't for fish but I know your people put that shit on everything."

by **Victor Freud** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 4:33 am

"If vinegar is for fish, then vinegar and tomatoes is for fish too."

by **Emilie** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 5:03 am

"That logic dictates any combination of anything will be awesome.

I can assure you chocolate and pickles is not." She laughed.

by **Victor Freud** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 5:06 pm

"If you gave that challenge to a chef who really understands flavour, I bet they'd be able to make it work. Cocoa powder is sometimes added to burritos after all."

"That, or a pregnant woman. Pickles and ice cream."

by **Emilie** » Tue Apr 14, 2020 1:55 am

"Ahhh... wouldn't know about that one." She replied on the topic of pregnancy.

by **Victor Freud** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:28 am

"Well, don't know yet." Chromch.

by **Emilie** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:54 pm

"One must have a cycle to have a baby.

Not a problem for me." She replied.

by **Victor Freud** » Sun Apr 19, 2020 6:49 pm

"Oh, well... shit. Sorry."

What more could Victor say? His expression certainly looked like he knew he'd put his foot in his mouth.

by **Emilie** » Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:13 am

Emilie was quiet for a long time, definitely long enough to make it uncomfortable. She was clearly thinking about something.

"it is what it is." She replied eventually.

by **Victor Freud** » Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:12 pm

Victor focused on trying to get fish in his mouth to get the taste of foot out, to the point where he was being a bit rude in how ravenous he was eating. Definitely not polite little bites.

by **Emilie** » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:06 pm

"This a contest now?" She asked in an amused tone.

by **Victor Freud** » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:40 pm

"Mhat's one more bad dejijon?" Victor asked, swallowing some of his fries and washing them down. Of course this was a bad idea, he was gonna make himself sick. But it got them off a sensitive subject.

by **Emilie** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:52 pm

"If you choke to death on a French fry, a lot." She chuckled.

by **Victor Freud** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 11:52 pm

Victor smirked a bit, slowing down. At least he'd managed to change the subject a bit.

"Ya gonna offer me a bite or what?"

by **Emilie** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:12 am

"I dunno, you gonna leave me any if I do?" She joked again.

by **Victor Freud** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:19 am

"I can take a liiiiiiiitle bite. I can take a REALLY little bite if you want."

by **Emilie** » Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:06 am

"Allllriiiiight I'll share. " She said, sliding her tray closer to Vic.

by **Victor Freud** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:16 pm

Victor leaned forward and closed his eyes, opening his mouth. "Ahhh."

by **Emilie** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:35 pm

Emilie rolled her eyes at Vic, but the smirk on her face assured it was sarcasm.

She picked up the item and held it out for him to take a bit.

by **Victor Freud** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:02 pm

Victor took a chomp, a bit of excess greens pulled from the wrap as he leaned back and chewed, giving it deep thought, and swallowed.

"Mmf, yeah, I can def see how that'd hit the spot at like 2 am when your belly is full of booze and you're hongrah. This is like a donair but... more complex."

by **Emilie** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:20 pm

"And what do you know about being drunk at 2am young man?" She asked, not really counting this Vic as much of a drinker, just based off others.

by **Victor Freud** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:33 pm

"Not much, but I've been in England long enough to know what's open when the clubs close."

by **Emilie** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 7:25 pm

"Oh? Care to tell me what you're up to when the club's close?"

by **Victor Freud** » Sat May 02, 2020 12:27 am

"Oh you know, going down the wikipedia hole, practicing, training, watching videos. The stuff people people do at 2 am when they don't drink. Sorry, I'm not too exciting yet."

by **Emilie** » Sat May 02, 2020 3:58 am

Emilie nibbled on her food again for a moment before commenting.

"I could help. Maybe."

by **Victor Freud** » Sun May 03, 2020 9:46 pm

Victor continued eating as though they were just having a casual conversation. Which they were.

"Help me become exciting?"

by **Emilie** » Mon May 04, 2020 1:37 am

"If that's whatcha wanna call it, sure."

by **Victor Freud** » Tue May 05, 2020 1:27 am

Victor propped his elbow on the table and placed his chin in his palm, fingers spread over his cheek and pinkie over his lips, staring at Emilie for a moment.

"Why?"

by **Emilie** » Tue May 05, 2020 1:35 am

"Why not?" She asked in return.

"What else I got'tah do?"

by **Victor Freud** » Tue May 05, 2020 2:07 am

"Stop me from doing something stupid and short-sighted?"

by **Emilie** » Tue May 05, 2020 2:14 am

"Jesus Vic, I'm your assistant. Not yer ma."

by **Victor Freud** » Wed May 06, 2020 2:15 am

"I'm pretty sure you've called me a whipper-snapper at one point." Victor polished off one of his fish fillets, sucking the grease off of his fingers.

"Whatcha thinkin'? What's yer specialty when it comes to bein' naughty? Above the sheets I mean, I know yer gonna crack a joke about that."

by **Emilie** » Wed May 06, 2020 2:37 am

"I've called you a kid on many on occasion, because you are." She chided, but continued-

"And it's bold of you to assume that because you call me on a dirty joke that I wouldn't do it anyways." She replied, leaning into Victor with a sultry smirk on her face.

"Bolder still to presume that my specialty doesn't involve my sex appeal."

by **Victor Freud** » Thu May 07, 2020 11:46 pm

Victor squinted and then shook his head. "Naw, you'd be cultivating the whole long-haired bimbo look if that was the case. Or at least not quite as counter-culture as you are now. You look like you've got thoughts in your head, that's not what sugar daddies and easy marks are looking for."

by **Emilie** » Thu May 07, 2020 11:56 pm

Emilie brought her hand above the table along with Vic's pocket wallet.

"Well I'm distracting enough to get his dummy wallet out of your backpocket without you noticing anyways. Got any embarrassing photos in here? " She asked, leafing through it.

by **Victor Freud** » Fri May 08, 2020 12:23 am

"How dare you exploit those goats for your nefarious whims. They were innocents." Victor didn't seem upset, though he did look impressed. "Naw, nothing but Canadian Tire money and some memes."

by **Emilie** » Fri May 08, 2020 12:46 am

"You printed out memes?

You fuckin' nerd." She said, tossing his secondary wallet back to him while grinning.

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