[Social] Totally Metal

[Leo Eskandari]

"This just in: The Prime Minister has been revealed to be three penguins in a trenchcoat."

[Ainsley Green]

"Well, he'd certainly be easier to maintain that way."

[Leo Eskandari]

"Though if you're usin' your powers to convince the fish you're bribin' them with to sacrifice themselves, you've truly gone to the dark side," he tsked.

[Ainsley Green]

"I only use things you flesh eaters have already murdered."

[Leo Eskandari]

"Ouch. Harsh much?" he chuckled.

[Ainsley Green]

"mmmmmmaybe. Lil' true tho' too.'

[Leo Eskandari]

"In my defense, I don't have the option of vegetarianism anymore."

[Ainsley Green]

"No excuse. To the stockades with you."

[Leo Eskandari]

"I'd almost like to see you try," he smirked.

[Ainsley Green]

Ainsley made a surprised and amused face, blinking several times before replying- "Oh. It's that kinda party. I hadn't realized."

[Leo Eskandari]

It took Leo a moment to register his own words. When he did, he got all self-conscious and stammered, "I... just... well I'm not really I just... was trying to be funny."

Damnit... I was never this awkward over sex jokes before.

[Ainsley Green]

Ainsley made a high pitched whistle, one of the few sounds he could make.

"What're you gonna do if we actually start having relations?"

[Leo Eskandari]

"God. I'm an awkward virgin all over again," he sighed.

"I don't know. It's just too... new. And scary wonderful."

[Ainsley Green]

"Don't hype it up to be too much, or you're going to be incredibly disappointed." He joked.

[Leo Eskandari]

"Heh, yeah, but I mean more being in... being into someone like this. I didn't realize how hollow my previous relationship was until I admitted to myself how you make me feel."

[Ainsley Green]

"Cover stories usually are." Was all Ainsley really had to say.

[Leo Eskandari]

"I wish I had stopped lyin' to myself sooner. Because despite everythin' that happened to me I'm happier than I've been in a long time," he said warmly.

[Ainsley Green]

"But then you might not have met me." He replied in his usual mellow fashion.

[Leo Eskandari]

"There is that," he smiled. He may have stopped himself from saying it, but it didn't really need saying the boy was in love. He was just that easy to read.