Goddess-Awful Racket

by **Emilie** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:52 pm

"Punch him. He deserves it for trying to wheedle out of it." Said the current devil on Sam's figurative shoulder.

by **Samantha McManus** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 6:24 pm

"Well, I wasn't going to hit him before..."

by **Trev Anderson** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 6:27 pm

"Your character has permanent Disadvantage in our D&D game, Em," Trev joked, though there still a hint of nervousness in his voice.

by **Emilie** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:04 pm

"Duuuuuddddee. What happens in Waterdeep stays in Waterdeep. The reverse should totally apply.

But I doubt Sam cares about our nerd shit. My mad dice skills have nothing to do with her future celebrity drummer status. " She chuckled.

by **Samantha McManus** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 2:56 am

"I don't know. I might take issue with elf abuse."

by **Trev Anderson** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 3:20 am

"I mean, I abuse all my players equally," he joked.

by **Emilie** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 3:23 am

"What about gnome abuse? It's like a teeny tiny elf."

by **Samantha McManus** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 5:04 pm

"I'm starting to think Trev is bigoted against wee folk."

by **Trev Anderson** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 5:14 pm

"I'm bigoted against anyone on the other side of my DM screen, really," he joked.

by **Emilie** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:05 pm

"That's true. Trev's kind of an asshole to everyone at the table indescriminately. I think we put up with it because we're bored. Also, I don't like his sad face."

by **Trev Anderson** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:39 pm

"It's not my fault you all decided to burn down that evil hidden temple without thinking about whether the fire would spread in the city," he smirked.

by **Samantha McManus** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:45 pm

"Anyway, why am I teaching Trev to dance again?"

by **Trev Anderson** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:10 pm

Probably because Em is cruel and knows that I'm intimidated by hot girls other than her.

"I don't really remember after all that punching talk," Trev laughed.

by **Emilie** » Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:27 pm

"Two reasons:

One: Trev needs to attract a lady friend and I am pretty sure that bickering with his girlbro about which make believe people accidentally destroyed what imaginary landmarks is not a skill that impresses.

Two: If Trev's gonna be in the band, even if it's a metal band, he's not going to be able to get away with motionless standing. It ups his chances as potential lead vocals."

Despite the harsh assessment, her tone seemed amiable.

by **Samantha McManus** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:41 pm

"Is that so, Trev? Do you need a wing-girl?" She quirks a ginger brow.

by **Trev Anderson** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:29 pm

Trev turned beet red, stammering, "I mean. Uh. Yeah. I....uh. Yeah. I think I do."

by **Emilie** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:48 pm

In turn, Emilie beamed and slapped him on the back.

"Don't be shy dude. Everybody needs help from time to time."

Emilie omitted mentioning that Sam probably had no interest in him.

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:09 am

"Well then, what sort of dancing do you want to learn? I'm guessing tap isn't on the list..."

by **Trev Anderson** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:17 am

"Uh....well. Any kind? I mean. Seriously. Can't dance at all." Trev replied.

You were fine until you started thinking about how hot they both are. Get your shit together man.

"I guess. Uh. Whatever would be most likely to impress a gal."

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:33 am

"...Trev, you do know I'm telepathic, right?"

by **Trev Anderson** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm

Trev's eyes widened in horrified realization as Sam spoke, and he turned several vibrant shades of red. "Oh..." was about all he managed to squeak out of his mouth.

by **Emilie** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:30 pm

It took Em a moment to realize what Sam was implying but once she more or less garnered the meaning she burst out in awkward laughter.

"Duuuddddeeee, the Institute didn't teach you to block that shit? Raw deal."

by **Trev Anderson** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:42 pm

"...the psychic defense teacher just got annoyed and gave up when I couldn't figure it out..."

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:48 pm

"...probably should just assume all gingers are psychic until proven otherwise," she smirks.

by **Emilie** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:56 pm

" Yea dude. I'm the exception to the rule being at the shallow end of the tele gene pool. Best I can do is show you all the boring ass imagery from my life. And that's only with your consent." She laughed.

by **Trev Anderson** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:57 pm

"....shit. I guess blondes too....Ms. Frost...Haley."

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:02 pm

"For the record you're not doing that bad, just you got a bit... shouty during that last flop-sweat."

by **Trev Anderson** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:05 pm

"Maybe...uh...we could add shielding to dancing lessons?" Trev asked bashfully. "I...have a feeling you're maybe at least a little bit more patient than Ms. Frost."

by **Emilie** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:20 pm

Emilie laughed.

"Whoa dude no pressure there." She joked.

"If Sam doesn't feel like solving all your life problems, I hear there's a new psychic counselor around. She even breaks the stereotype.

She's a brunette." Emilie threw out there as an alternative idea.

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:52 pm

"Seems to me that Trev has designs on dancing with telepathic girls. Tall order."

by **Trev Anderson** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:56 pm

"Well. Uh. Just more that I'm getting close to assuming that everyone on campus is telepathic." he chuckled nervously.

by **Emilie** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:21 pm

Emilie thought suggesting he 'stop pervin' ' as an option but let it drop. Instead she said -

"Maybe it's your fetish for telepaths leaking out. It's attracting them all like flies."

by **Samantha McManus** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:39 pm

"You do seem to have a type..."

"The Tiny Texan already has a boyfriend, by-the-by."

by **Trev Anderson** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:11 pm

"I...uh...I mean. I don't intentionally go after telepaths? ...I don't think, at least?" Trev replied.

"I mean...the girl I had a crush on at my normal high school wasn't even a mutant...well. As far as I know at least. Maybe next thing I know she'll show up here and be all "surprise!""

Trev was rambling. "I know all about Haley. She's dating my best friend,"

by **Emilie** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:15 pm

The word 'friend' prompted Emilie to add-

"Guess the lack of dance skill probably hurt your chances with Jez at the Halloween Dance too now that I think on it, but don't worry. She was probably too much woman for ya anyways." She joked.

by **Samantha McManus** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:27 am

"Are you all that sure she wasn't, Trev?" Sam asks with a smirk, trying to pull the image from Trev's mind since he's thinking about this girl. If she manages to, she shifts into her.

by **Trev Anderson** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:36 am

"Well... I mean, that'd be pretty ironic, because she came from just about the most anti-mutant family in the Chicagoland area, and she basically told me to never speak to her again after I sent her boyfriend flying into the trophy case with my voice." Trev pondered aloud, not really paying attention to Sam as she *easily* slipped into his mind and grabbed the image of an athletic though conservatively-dressed brunette named Stephanie. In the particular memory that was floating around the surface of Trev's memory at the moment, she was standing jaw agape and with her hands over her ears as a younger, even chubbier Trev stood with his hands clapped over his mouth in shock while a crowd of onlookers stared in silence.

by **Samantha McManus** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:38 am

"Well let's be honest Trev," she says in Stephanie's voice, the accent flawless as she finishes shifting into the girl.

"Shouting my boyfriend through plate glass was a little rude."

by **Trev Anderson** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:41 am

Trev's jaw dropped and his eyes practically fell out of his head.

"Ste...Sa...S...holy shit you're good at that..."

He sniffed the air. "...you're even wearing her perfume."

by **Emilie** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:43 am

Em hung back, watching for a moment. Was she pranking him, or worse?

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