A Boy and his Blob

A beautiful beach-side town in a vaguely Californian climate full of colorful characters and whacky hijinks! Though at night not everything is as it seems...

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:47 am

Basil opened the door and was the first one out, dropping the skateboard on the ground in front of him and jumping on.
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
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Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:20 pm

Colette leaped out the door and down the step as she followed Basil, her pieced-together outfit complimented by a denim jacket and a floppy black hat with a big flower on it. She looked like she was wearing random items out of the closet, which she was, but luckily for her that was the kind of look that was in style that year.
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:29 pm

Showing off out in the street, A very posh, very foreign sounding voice popped in his head.

"- Doing tricks on my bike in front of her house until she came out to play-"

The comment made him feel very small and immature, and he suddenly felt like he was way too old to be doing this. He stepped on the edge of his board to flip it up, and looked at Colette awkwardly.

"Sorry." He apologized (Which was either in or out of character depending on who you applied the behavior to.), considering her up and down for a moment. Something was off.

He chalked it up to her being a walking and talking entity now instead of a semi-sentient splat of jello, and let it go.

Holding out the board to her, he asked " You wanna try?"
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:52 pm

Colette tilted her head in confusion. She was enjoying watching Basil pilot the strange terran vehicle, as primitive as it was. Still, she took the board and looked it over. It seemed simple enough. Colette nodded with of confidence on her face.

Gilligan Cut to Colette's legs kicking and rump sticking out of the top of a rosebush while Basil's skateboard hangs with it's wheel caught in a tree branch high overhead.
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:13 pm

Basil had her at the waist, trying desperately to free the sticky substance that was her body free of a maze of twigs,thorns, and leaves.

"i've heard of a rose by any other name, but this is ridiculous!"
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Diego Zapata » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:09 am

Across the street, a tall, perfectly normal latino guy in jeans and a ufo t-shirt watched, frozen by his mailbox.
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High Concept: Scruffy the Vampire Slayer
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Aspect: Child of the Law
Aspect: Chisaki's Living Mannequin
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Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Chisaki Watanabe » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:39 am

The blinds in the living room window of the house the Latino man stood outside of seemed to be bent open by a dainty set of fingers, but snapped abruptly closed as Diego froze in place to stare.
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Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:51 am

Colette eventually was removed and landed atop of Basil, forcing the two of them to the ground. She was full of leaves and thorns... literally, they were floating around inside of her.
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:56 am

With an extremely panicked expression, Basil started to pull things out of her quickly hoping no one would notice they were stuck in her in the first place.

Like that dude getting his mail.
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Diego Zapata » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:42 am

He mouthed something to himself before calling out, "You two okay?" and not "Is that a sentient blob pressed into sexy human shape?"
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High Concept: Scruffy the Vampire Slayer
Aspect: Goofball
Aspect: Child of the Law
Aspect: Chisaki's Living Mannequin
Aspect: Webcomic Artist

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:19 am

Colette sputtered and flapped her arms, much like a child who protested in having their mother clean their cheek with some spit on a hankie.
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:23 am

"Yes! Everything is hunky dorey over here! Nothing unusual at all!

Stop fighting! He's gonna come over here!" He hissed, trying to make sure she was completely clean of debris.
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:32 am

Colette was mostly clean on the surface but inside there were still lots of bits and pieces. Though either to Basil's horror or relief they were beginning to be picked apart and "dissolved" inside of her. She needed to learn to chew with her mouth closed.
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Diego Zapata » Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:31 pm

The neighbor did indeed cross the street. His gait was off somehow. He looked over Collete but didn't seem to acknowledge the dissolving matter. This town sure had some weirdness blinders.

"Well you might be okay but those jeans could use some stitching," he said, looking at a fresh tear.
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High Concept: Scruffy the Vampire Slayer
Aspect: Goofball
Aspect: Child of the Law
Aspect: Chisaki's Living Mannequin
Aspect: Webcomic Artist

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:48 pm

"It's fine!" Basil exclaimed in a crazy high-pitched voice for some reason, attempting to pull Colette to her feet. "Tears is your pants are what's hip nowadays!"

He was clearly covering for something.
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Diego Zapata » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:31 pm

A suspicious look flashed across Diego's face. "You sure? My wife could fix that in a jiffy. Her tailoring skills are out of this world," he said with a self-congratulatory smirk as if he had made a joke.
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High Concept: Scruffy the Vampire Slayer
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Aspect: Child of the Law
Aspect: Chisaki's Living Mannequin
Aspect: Webcomic Artist

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:38 pm

Colette looked from Basil to the newcomer and back again, before she began to undo the fly of her pants in preparation of taking them off.
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:50 pm

Basil laughed awkwardly loudly at Diego's joke that he could tell was a joke, but not why.

He quickly reached out and grabbed Colette's hands at her fly.

"No no! We keep our pants on in public here!"
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:10 pm

There was a look of dissatisfaction.

"Pbbt."
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Diego Zapata » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:01 am

"Yes, pants stay on on this pl-country."

A pause.

"Chisa really can fix those though. Anything from the actual tear to the for hipness damage. Is that actually a thing? Seems weird to me."
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High Concept: Scruffy the Vampire Slayer
Aspect: Goofball
Aspect: Child of the Law
Aspect: Chisaki's Living Mannequin
Aspect: Webcomic Artist

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:10 am

"She doesn't know any better, she's French!" Basil commented, laughing awkwardly with the provided laugh track and ushering her back towards the house.

"It's fine! We'll just get her a new pair of jeans, thanks for offering!"
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:55 am

Colette was protesting being ushered back inside, pointing to and even reaching for Basil's skateboard with an arm that stretched a little too far to be normal before she was pushed too far away.

French? Someone watched too much SNL. Her head wasn't that big, was it?
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Diego Zapata » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:59 am

Diego looked like he was about to insist but then thought better of it. He retreated back across the street and went inside, forgetting his mail.
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High Concept: Scruffy the Vampire Slayer
Aspect: Goofball
Aspect: Child of the Law
Aspect: Chisaki's Living Mannequin
Aspect: Webcomic Artist

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Chisaki Watanabe » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:08 am

As soon as he was back in the house, Chisaki was there looming. As much as someone as small as her could loom.

"Ahhhhhhhhh! You should have just grabbed her and physically drug her in Detective Zapata!"
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Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Diego Zapata » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:23 am

"There was an Earthling civilian present! Besides, you try wrangling a Rosenhoflan without an anti-digestion field or a containment unit. Tell me how it goes. Oh that's right, you can't; you'll be reduced to a protein slurry," he protested.
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High Concept: Scruffy the Vampire Slayer
Aspect: Goofball
Aspect: Child of the Law
Aspect: Chisaki's Living Mannequin
Aspect: Webcomic Artist

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Chisaki Watanabe » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:29 am

Chisaki swore under her breath in a language that definitely wasn't American or even an Earth dialect, and went to the stereo to turn on a song so they could talk without being heard.

"We cannot afford to keep messing around like this! We have to get her contained ASAP! I do not wish to undermine your authority Detective Zapata, but the longer she stays with that boy the higher the risk of being discovered!"
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Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Diego Zapata » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:58 am

"Have you even seen this town? There's enough around out of planetary norm to hide. They have a fishman Watanabe! Not an alien like us. Just a fishy human. We have time."
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High Concept: Scruffy the Vampire Slayer
Aspect: Goofball
Aspect: Child of the Law
Aspect: Chisaki's Living Mannequin
Aspect: Webcomic Artist

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Chisaki Watanabe » Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:02 am

Chisaki sighs and knits her brow to stare at him in a pout.

Like that's going to do something.
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Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Diego Zapata » Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:05 pm

"Look. I slipped a tracker on the boy. We can find her now. We'll get her before she accidentally hurts anyone. Trust me rookie. Nothing's going to happen."
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High Concept: Scruffy the Vampire Slayer
Aspect: Goofball
Aspect: Child of the Law
Aspect: Chisaki's Living Mannequin
Aspect: Webcomic Artist

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Chisaki Watanabe » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:52 pm

Chisaki sighed heavily, eyeballing Diego skeptically.

She then dropped it, picking up her binoculars to go back to spying on their 'neighbors'.
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Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:01 pm

~Meanwhile~

Basil had ushered Colette back into the house with a frantic wimper.

"That guy got waaay too close while you were digesting.

You can't just... do that, Ok? It's not normal. The see through eating matter thing. "
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:20 pm

Colette looked down at herself and then made a gesture to her clothing as if to say "well what are these for then?"
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:24 pm

"Listen, you're the one picking the least covering things possible my dude."

He sighed.

"I guess mom's clothes are a bit slim pickings in terms of fashionable stuff...

Maybe I should take you to the mall after all...."
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:47 pm

Colette clapped her hands in a sign of approval and excitement. This "Mall" must have been a very important and powerful figure in human society as it apparently had the solutions to all of their problems.
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:12 pm

"We're going to have to put you in something more covering till we get there." He replied. "Like a dress maybe?

Something you don't leak out of."
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:14 pm

Colette made a little huff through her nose and rolled her eyes as she crossed her arms, but seemed to be willing to go along with it.
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:08 pm

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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:59 pm

Colette made her dissatisfaction with the appearance of the human vestiment well known, both in facial expression and auditory response.

"Pbbb. Bbb. Bbb. Bbbbbbbbt."
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Basil Benson » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:08 pm

"Oh come on. It's just for a few hours. We will get you whatever you want at the mall."
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Boy and his Blob

Postby Colette Rosenhof » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:35 pm

Colette fussed and fidgeted, still not pleased but she relented, immediately beginning to pull off her clothes right there in the living room.
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High Concept: Dreamer Despite the Odds
Aspect: Density Is Not a Formality
Aspect: Everything is Sexier In France
Aspect: Beware the Cute Ones
Aspect: Hair of Goo, Heart of Gold

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