A Warning To Any Who Would Have What Is Mine

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A Warning To Any Who Would Have What Is Mine

Postby Basil Benson » Wed Sep 14, 2016 1:47 am

It has come to my attention that a certain gentleman of low moral fiber has been aiming his attentions at a lady friend of mine that I have spent a considerable amount of time wooing. I have made a great effort to constantly provide for her and chatted her up frequently. I even remembered her favourite gift on her birthday. I brought her a bouquet of flowers and recently, she kissed me in a romantically secluded and dark venue.

Now this usurper thinks he can just come in and just take her affections from me. This will not stand!

Be warned, Victor Freud. I am not opposed to 'cutting a bitch', to borrow vernacular from your southern brethren.
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Basil Benson
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High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Warning To Any Who Would Have What Is Mine

Postby Victor Freud » Wed Sep 14, 2016 4:05 am

Well I don't know about you, but I think it's best to let a lady choose for herself. Perhaps she was impressed by my winning the fall festival harvest contest after having only been a farmer for two and a half seasons? Maybe you smell like fish? Maybe it's the suspenders?

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Victor Freud
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High Concept: Face Turning Heel
Aspect: Title of Your Sex Tape / The Gadfly
Aspect: Shrinky Dink Shenanigans
Aspect: Always Second Best
Aspect: Underestimating Badassery
Aspect: Dressed for Success

Re: A Warning To Any Who Would Have What Is Mine

Postby Nailah Weaver » Wed Sep 14, 2016 4:27 am

You two are both dorkuses for fighting over Abigail when the clearly superior bachelorette Leah is available.
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High Concept: Fledgling Hero
Aspect: Naive Sphinxling
Aspect: Shattered Precognition

Re: A Warning To Any Who Would Have What Is Mine

Postby Basil Benson » Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:41 am

I thought it would be obvious Ms. Weaver.I already have a long and established history of liking them 'spoopy'. And anyways when I asked Haley to dance she told me 'Ew, no' and Emily refuses to be tamed.


You're too late now Freud. I have given her an engagement gift and she told me yes. In two days time we will be wed and her fling with you will be a distant memory.
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Basil Benson
Student
 
High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Warning To Any Who Would Have What Is Mine

Postby Victor Freud » Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:31 pm

Do not underestimate my pumpkin harvest.
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Victor Freud
Student
 
High Concept: Face Turning Heel
Aspect: Title of Your Sex Tape / The Gadfly
Aspect: Shrinky Dink Shenanigans
Aspect: Always Second Best
Aspect: Underestimating Badassery
Aspect: Dressed for Success

Re: A Warning To Any Who Would Have What Is Mine

Postby Basil Benson » Wed Sep 14, 2016 8:31 pm

Did you have 71 pumpkins of regular quality saved in your fridge just for her? I bet your answer is no.
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Basil Benson
Student
 
High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Warning To Any Who Would Have What Is Mine

Postby Victor Freud » Wed Sep 14, 2016 9:27 pm

No.

Because my harvest isn't done yet.
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Victor Freud
Student
 
High Concept: Face Turning Heel
Aspect: Title of Your Sex Tape / The Gadfly
Aspect: Shrinky Dink Shenanigans
Aspect: Always Second Best
Aspect: Underestimating Badassery
Aspect: Dressed for Success

Re: A Warning To Any Who Would Have What Is Mine

Postby Basil Benson » Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:52 am

I'm sorry Freud what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of holy matrimony.
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Basil Benson
Student
 
High Concept: Unwitting Heir to a Secret Legacy
Aspect: More Money Than Sense
Aspect: Ward of Unwanted Protectors
Aspect: Inconsistently Invisible
Aspect: Weirdness Magnet
Aspect: Covert Pervert

Re: A Warning To Any Who Would Have What Is Mine

Postby Victor Freud » Fri Sep 23, 2016 5:44 am

I keep forgetting to go to the beach during rainstorms.

Also been spending too much time tooling the farm.
http://www.upload.farm/1BNoPo

I'm eventually going to move my coop over beside my barn. The fence over there is temporary, I'll either put my slime hatchery over try and make it into a proper orchard.
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Victor Freud
Student
 
High Concept: Face Turning Heel
Aspect: Title of Your Sex Tape / The Gadfly
Aspect: Shrinky Dink Shenanigans
Aspect: Always Second Best
Aspect: Underestimating Badassery
Aspect: Dressed for Success



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