Eliana Morgenstern wrote:Background:She's been quietly packed off to Xavier's, hoping that things will improve for her and the family can just get back to some semblance of normalcy.
Welcome
MRS.MORGENSTERN OR OTHER CARETAKER OF AN UNWANTED FAMILIAL UNIT , to the 'Treatment Center for the Uncomfortable Relative to the Affluent'!
Here at TCURA, we strive to make your inconvenient kinsfolk as insubstantial as possible. Our sizable grounds and rustic, countryside atmosphere allows the unwitting black sleep to relax and live out their early adult lives in complete anonymity from you and your obviously superior, less burdensome family.
We have a wide range of facilities to distract your pariah from their exile. Our spacious gymnasium is built with a wide-variety of equipment specifically designed to withstand their new, freakishly preternatural abilities. Our Student Union Building offers them a space to 'unwind' and lament their terrible existence with like-minded and equally unwanted abominations. Our cozy dormitory accommodations simulate the cell like atmosphere that your future reprobate will likely spend much time inhabiting once they have passed all of their college courses and we can no longer watch after them for you, making the work of breaking down their spirit that much easier.
Schedule your tour of TCURA today, while openings are still available. We'll make your problem our problem.
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