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Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:40 am
by Samantha McManus
Will Stanton wrote:That seems to click for a moment. "Oh, of course, when you're not wearing one, you have to be wearing another one. I didn't think about that.

When I'm washing my clothes, I'm washing my clothes. I don't need to be wearing anything for that."
Though sometimes he'll hop in the washer too on a lark.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:32 am
by Will Stanton
Will Stanton wrote:"Thank you!" Will said, as he shifted back, looking for his pants. "I tried."


Phrasing!

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:49 am
by Emilie
Samantha McManus wrote:"It was more heroic-like in Hot Fuzz, though."


Unless we're talking about Nick Frost.....

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:05 pm
by Tereza Rozanov
Nailah Weaver wrote:"Oh, the girl that talks to ghost? Ooh, maybe you felt Regan!"


If people keep feeling Regan, Sofia's going to get jealous. <_<

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:50 am
by Emilie
Narrator wrote:"She's coming." A female voice whispered, presumably belonging to the one in front of him.


This just went from foreboding to hilarious to me with Nick Fury's face next to it.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:04 pm
by Nailah Weaver
Will Stanton wrote:Will dropped to her knees, looking down at the ground, alone. All alone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXyuLN4TcRc

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 3:26 am
by Will Stanton
Samantha McManus wrote:"I guess I didn't... join the teams to make friends and hug people, aye?"


This is precisely why Will joined the X-Teams.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 3:43 am
by Emilie
Will Stanton wrote:This is precisely why Will joined the X-Teams.


There may have been some miscommunication in which Will thought a choke hold and a bear hug were the same thing.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:55 am
by Samantha McManus
Onyx wrote:"It is not your fault. Not one bit," Onyx protests. "But...yes. You do help keep my head straight, ma'am."

Onyx smiles uncertainly, "I mean, we are still partners, right?"

Nailah Weaver wrote:"Of course! We're too awesome to give up."
Hey! I was Onyx's partner for, like, a good solid hour in Nailah's head!

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 3:21 am
by Hank McCoy
Miriam Bell wrote:"So why can't you be a blanket or a table or a fork that also has a miniature speaker?"
I find your approach to product design quite slipshod, Miss Bell.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:13 am
by Emilie
Narrator wrote:
Somehow, something--or someone--had managed to make quite dramatic changes to things without tools.


Callin' it. It's Batmite.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:43 am
by Emilie
Victor Freud wrote:Victor froze in place.

"... the hell did she put in my sandwich?"


Ohhh suuuurrreeee. Clearly the other tiny person is a product of my hallucinogenic Dijon, tiny people don't just appear OH WAIT.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:23 am
by Emilie
Narrator wrote:The...creature...reached into a little bag she kept by her side, and shook a small amount of dust onto her hand, still giggling.



Fly, you fool!

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:57 am
by Emilie
Sean Hall wrote:"All we need now is a bloody Minotaur," Sean said as he walked towards the labyrinth. "Imagine the school would be a bit piqued if I burned it to the ground instead of walking into a trap."


Actually most of us would make you a demi-god for destroying that which ruins fun, from what I understand. Burn away.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 5:45 pm
by Samantha McManus
Narrator wrote:She's escorted to the table and Trinity rises in unison as she approaches. The triplets are wearing dresses of the same style, but one dress is red, one is black, and one is white. Miriam can feel Trinity gently shunting away curiosity about them so that none of the other restaurant patrons are paying them any particular attention. "Mnemosyne," says the triplet in black, "Your timing is exceptional. I was just getting ready to ask for some wine. If you have no objection that is."
I feel I should maybe consult my lawyer.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:31 pm
by Will Stanton
Hey, they're first in THIS universe! Gotta get to the copyright office quicker.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:06 am
by Emilie
Toshiro Narumi wrote:On Tuesday night, Tosh anxiously waited in his room for Haley to arrive. He had showered, shaven, ordered pizza, and chosen several movie options of varying degrees of nerdiness despite his efforts to anticipate what she might like. He was as prepared as he knew how to be for a room-date or whatever this was.


It doesn't matter what you pick for Netflix and chill.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:08 am
by Emilie
Jezabelle Sherlock wrote:"I've seen what British gangs are like in movies, I wasn't about to risk it."



"I've *seen* A Clockwork Orange."

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 2:12 am
by Emilie
Haley Crusek wrote:mid-duckface and taking a selfie.



I.... Fucking....

Seriously questioning your friend status right now.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 7:31 pm
by Tereza Rozanov
Nailah Weaver wrote:"So? You'd rather let them go about their plans at their own pace? Nu-uh. Surprise quiz, buttholes!"


After we get your self-defense in line, the next thing to work on is your swearing.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:16 am
by Emilie

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 1:30 am
by Emilie
Sean Hall wrote:"I'm not sure that's true," Sean said, "I hear that flannel is in at least across the pond... or was that arrow tattoos? I can't really keep track of American trends."



???

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 9:54 pm
by Basil Benson
Samantha McManus wrote:"And ah... remember to wear trousers."

"Trousers are civilization."


That is what I've been trying to say!

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:20 am
by Colette Rosenhof
Miriam Bell wrote:Miriam flails for a moment as she tries to get her bearing after dropping into a lake of semi-viscous liquid. After a moment her avatar makes it to the surface and she drags herself to the shore, trying to will the chocolate stains off of her.

"Sweets?" she thinks to herself a little bit incredulously. She wasn't sure what she'd expected, but a lake of chocolate had not even been on the list.

Image

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:23 am
by Basil Benson
Well at least now we know who is on the same wavelength as you. You and Mr.Wonka shall be the toast of the town.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 4:46 am
by Basil Benson
Basil Benson wrote:"Actually, it's more likely what happens when some jumps queue. Don't you ever jump queue. " His voice seemed very grave and serious. "Even I might be capable of violence if you do."


I swear upon religious figures not part of my own religion I do not care how adorable you might be Yank girl, it will 'be on'.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 12:53 am
by Vivienne Chinnoir
Toshiro Narumi wrote:
Narrator wrote:With the added electricity, Ursus was definitely getting the short end of the stick in this fight, but there was just so much of him that he was slow to relent. Still, his attacks were getting slower.

"Why!" Bam! "Won't!" Zap! "You!" Pow! "Go!" Fzzt! "Down!"



It's like a SyFy B-movie.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 7:59 pm
by Toshiro Narumi
Sean Hall wrote:"Might be a sign of insanity to be having a conversation with ourself,"

"I'll have you know I'm completely sane."
"We are a little crazy Bro."

"Completely sane!"

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:25 am
by Basil Benson
Basil Benson wrote:Basil stood quietly his arms slack against his sides. Without words or a face, if was difficult to tell where the boy's head might be.

Then he outstretched his arms in the international signal for bro-hugs.



And that's the story about how Basil lost all functionality in his left kidney.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 8:26 pm
by Basil Benson
Chase Delacroix wrote:One of those jumping students was Chase, the half wall having gotten ventilated by lasers.

He really hoped the girls didn't realize he had been hiding there.


Shane Marsh wrote:"Minimally attired exhibitionists."


Chase Delacroix wrote:One of those jumping students was Chase, the half wall having gotten ventilated by lasers.

He really hoped the girls didn't realize he had been hiding there.


Shane Marsh wrote:"Minimally attired exhibitionists."


Chase Delacroix wrote:*RUNS AWAY WHEN I MIGHT BE HURT*.


Shane Marsh wrote:*IS HANGING OUT WITH STRIPPERS.*


i'd like to swap mates at this time if it's still allowable.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 8:33 pm
by Chase Delacroix
Dodging isn't running away! :cry:

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 8:45 pm
by Basil Benson
Chase Delacroix wrote:Dodging isn't running away! :cry:


Amy: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED OH GOD

Colette: I don't know, everyszing just started moving by itself!

Chase: *innocent highly conspicuous whistling.*

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:07 pm
by Tereza Rozanov
Samantha McManus wrote:"I guess she's not stupid enough to do it on impulse, then."

"Well great. I guess we'll have that hanging over us awhile."


It's on the "Being a superhero" checklist:
  • Someone is plotting your demise/have supervillain nemesis

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 6:12 am
by Emilie
Congratulations to: Haley Crusek (46)


Damn Haley, how long you been in college?

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Jan 09, 2016 6:33 am
by Will Stanton
Samantha McManus wrote:"We can just glare at each other for a few hours while we drink, if that's what does it for you."


*From down the hallway*

"I know what does it for her! woooooOOoooo"

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 3:18 pm
by Toshiro Narumi
Carlos Vasquez wrote:"Probably. If your first punch is intended to hurt someone, it will be you who ends up being hurt."

"Isn't that totally what punches are for dude?"

The shark has a point.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:30 am
by Basil Benson
Sean Hall wrote:
"I'll clean this up good as new later," Sean said before carving the circle he'd seen in the book into the tabletop with a small knife.


OY. YOU. Love notes to your life long soul mate for the next three months should be lovingly handcrafted outdoors in the nearest will-

The Book of Sins wrote:The faint sound of footsteps can be heard from one of the book-lined corridors as a faint silhouette slowly becomes visible. It approaches the circle of light, slowly gaining more details until Sean can make out a little man, no taller than maybe 4 feet, wearing a perfectly fitting black tuxedo with a black bow-tie. He doesn't say anything, only looking at Sean and breaks into a grin that's just a little too wide and shows just a few too many perfectly white teeth as he stands a couple of feet away from the light. He reaches into his coat pocket and pulls forth a black envelope with a wax seal and holds it out towards Sean just enough that he'd have to leave the illuminated circle to take it. The dwarf stabs the envelope towards Sean a couple times, an expectant glint in his eyes. All around Sean can hear excited voices whisper in numerous and languages.


Yea no, you know what, fuck it. I don't even want this job anymore.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:43 am
by Basil Benson
Colette Rosenhof wrote:"Honesty is one of ze traits zat trumps ze rest." Colette thought for a moment and let out a sigh. "I suppose I should forgive him. Peasants cannot be finicky... I believe zat is ze phrase."


Bow to me, peasant.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 4:41 am
by Emilie
Dr. Holder wrote:"Do come in." a muffled voice comes from inside. Stepping inside Sean finds himself in what looks like an almost stereotypical psychiatrists office. A pretty spacious room with shelves full of books line the walls along with the occasional tasteful piece of decoration. Dr. Holder is sitting behind a modest wooden desk, a couple of papers and a closed laptop on it. He looks up at Sean and caps his pen, meticulously placing it down on the desk pad. The man himself appears to be on the older side of middle-aged with a friendly smile on his face and a somewhat intense gaze.

"Ah, Sean, it's alright if I call you Sean, yes? Please, have a seat." he says, rising out of his chair and gesturing at one of the two comfortable looking chairs in front of the desk.


I don't think we should be trusting a guy who sells kids to Yetis.

Re: Classroom Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 5:01 am
by Nailah Weaver
Emilie wrote:I don't think we should be trusting a guy who sells kids to Yetis.


I have no idea what you're talking about. >_>