He tapped on it, taking a sip of his coffee as he started to read.
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Dude.
Sorry for the clickbait headline. Hope life at Mutant U is treating you well. Gearing up for finals here, and I’m probably fucked in at least two classes. Probably should stop being too hungover to get to my 8a.m. lecture. Anyhow….
Remember how your “one true love” kicked your ass to the pavement, told you never to talk to her again, and called you gene trash in front of like a quarter of the school after you taught her boyfriend how to fly?
“Fucking prick,” Trev murmured into his coffee.
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Get a load of this.
UIC STUDENT ARRESTED; 3 IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER HALLOWEEN BARROOM BRAWL
November 1
Stephanie Kaltiera, 19, was charged with five counts of aggravated assault, one count of attempted manslaughter, failure to register as a mutant, possession of a fake ID, underage drinking, and indecent exposure after a domestic dispute at Drum & Monkey on the 1400 block of Taylor turned violent last night. Eyewitnesses say Kaltiera and boyfriend Jake Burton, 21, were arguing when Burton shoved Kaltiera to the ground. Shortly thereafter, there was panic as Kaltiera apparently transformed into what by all accounts appeared to be a werewolf and mauled Burton and several other onlookers. Kaltiera fled the scene and was found naked in Millennium Park several hours later.
Trev nearly choked on his coffee as he read the article and watched the accompanying grainy surveillance video in the article.
“Wow. Ain't that some shit?” He murmured to himself as he forwarded the email to Sam’s school account.
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Sam,
Found this amusing after our talk the other day. Guess there's always a chance she’a a teep too. LOL
-Trev