by Basil Benson » Tue May 09, 2017 1:32 am
That got Basil to laugh very hard. So hard in fact, that he became visible.
"Ace Rimmer dislocated both his arms behind ears, popped them behind his own shoulders and slipped between his bonds to rescue the princess Beryl Bonjela from Nazis. Then he shot the pilot of the plane he was flying in, wrestled an alligator in the cargo hold of said unmanned plane while it simultaneously went down and blew up thanks to a lit dynamite bundle, lasso'd the alligator and rode it through the sky like a surfboard into a Nazi officer, and then stole his parachute so he could land safely on the ground.
Some green baboon beat your brains into chutney and now you're drinking on the roof with me.
Sooooooooo nnnnnnoooooooo. Not as such."