by Cam Beckett » Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:12 pm
"Riiiight," Cam said.
"Alright," he said, digging through his toolbox and coming out with a small gun, with several rings around the edges. "Now, I can't guarantee that there will be no ill-effects to this. Nor can I guarantee that there will be POSITIVE effects to this. Assuming you DO materialize on the other end, any negative effects are liable to be only temporary.
It's funny; I built this device specifically to help with a problem Tosh is having. All I need to do is boost the range, and it should get you to Arizona. Theoretically, I mean -- I haven't had a chance to test it yet.
Though...maybe that's your power in action. I forgot to take into account audible noise when transferring energy into a bouncing sphere, which caused Tosh to point that out, which caused me to ask him what he was doing there, which caused him to get angry, which caused him to apologize, which caused us doing a brain scan, which caused us developing a strategy to investigate an anomaly, which caused me creating this hypermolecular translator, which is just what you need for your situation. Very strange."