by Narrator » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:31 am
The video opens to a large glass jar containing a preserved human head. Hazard's head.
"Annoying little shit, isn't he?" asks a distorted voice.
The camera pans to a man in a black gas mask that covers his entire head, seated in a plush leather armchair.
"My name is Zero. With this gift of blood, I declare a sincere hope that we can be allies... if not friends," he says. "As such, I have a... mutually beneficial task for you to complete."
"... shit this thing's hot... "
"Screw it."
The man peels off the mask, unkempt blonde locks flopping free. Hazard, head still attached, grins at her.
"Tada! Psych! Etcetera!"
He frowns. "Get the box within the box already. Geez! Pause me and get it."