A news broadcaster, dressed in a nice suit is wrapping up his newscast. "And finally tonight, news from the the remote Knoydart Peninsula in Scotland. A couple there were the victims of an attack by what authorities are are called a pack of feral dogs. A long time resident, Isaac Stanford, was killed in the attack. His wife Lydia was airlifted to the Doctor Mackinnon Memorial Hospital in Broadford where she is listed in critical condition. Wildlife officials are working with local hunters to look for the dogs, but the remoteness and ruggedness of the area means it could be some time before they're found. John Sterns, a spokesman for the Department for Environment, Food, and Rural Affairs, had this to say:"
The feed cuts to a young, well-meaning man in a coat and tie. "Obviously, we'll do our best to assist as we consider this an issue of environment. In the mean time, residents and tourists in the area should be vigilant and do not approach any strange animals. Anyone wishing to report a sighting of the animals can call the Department."
The feed cuts back to the broadcaster who puts on his best serious business face, "And that concludes your news for the night. From all of us at the BBC, good night."