by Basil Benson » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:37 am
"You noticed it yourself.
We're crammed in like sardines, which isn't abnormal for Uni here. What is abnormal is being crammed in with strangers.
My room mate is an alright sort of fellow, but I still hate it. I'd rather live in the closet that is a standard British dorm room with some privacy than a walk in closet with another bloke, even if he was my best mate.
And that's not to mention that at a standard British uni, they've couples and family dorms. Which means you not having to figure out how to cram three dressers in one room.
Compound that with the fact that most of the students here aren't nearly twenty like I but fresh out of secondary and their hormones could cause them to take someone's head off their shoulders and the constant assaults, living here...." He paused, not wanting to be insulting. It was clear to him Will was fond of the place, even if he wasn't keen on management.
" Let's just say if Madame told me tomorrow that we were moving to San Tropez to assume new identities as a barmaid and a cabana boy, I'd be shopping for a tangerine speedo and practicing 'Would you like another sangria' in French."