by Basil Benson » Sun Mar 24, 2019 5:12 am
"Oh I'm much better than owning a bulldog. I'm prettier. Sleeker, quieter, much more graceful.
And A bulldog can barely function as a creature, so they definitely can't bring you tokens of affection to lay at your feet in return for all of the proper care you give them...
A cat can however. " Basil replied. Since she seemed determined to compare him to an animal, might as well be one that wasn't completely disgusting.
"And are you suggesting I can't please two of you?" He countered.
"Or are you telling me you're so bad at sharing you can't even share with yourself?"