by Drake Martin » Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:16 pm
He thought for a long moment, tapping his chin with a clawed finger. "Okay... Back home there was this guy called Boulder. Made of stone. Huge jerk. Anyway... and this was before I got my powers... he was throwing his weight around by intimidating this poor kid when my buddy Goblin and I decided to teach him a lesson. I got his attention by bouncing a rock off his big, dumb head and started running. Goblin had used his powers to dig a hole... he can create these little goblin things, hence the name... and fill it with mud. I tricked Boulder right into it."
"We laughed about it for days... up until his folks sicced the cops on us and we found out Boulder had fallen over trying to climb out and almost drowned. Naturally, our parents were furious and it was no small miracle that they managed to talk his parents out of pressing charges."