Up until recently maintained as a museum, the childhood home of the Braddock family has been pressed into service as classroom space for the University. Additionally, the increased demands have led to the main ballroom being converted into a cafeteria for University students on a meal plan. The old library has been bolstered with college textbooks.
"Assuming she doesn't, like, friggin' disembowel me or somethin' for tryin'," he responded. He wasn't going to say he figured he was too ugly for anyone anyway.
"That depends. Are your ears pointy on purpose?" he asked, sniffing at a faint scent he hadn't noticed before, "And you smell kinda like your girlfriend."