His Lordship of Limp Dick Energy is very likely heading back your way friend. Stalled him as long as I could but he eventually tired of the farthing tour and the cozy trappings of the pub.
His Lordship of Limp Dick Energy is very likely heading back your way friend. Stalled him as long as I could but he eventually tired of the farthing tour and the cozy trappings of the pub.
Thanks for the assist mister Benson.
We'll see about finishing up getting Her Highness ready for the royal ball.
Anything we can use to make tonight extra aardvark?
Awkward?
Perhaps.
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He's not superior-phobic, but is at a bare minimum homophobic. He showed distaste for one of my comments that he mistook for flattery, and I think he knows Katarina is into girls as right before he left he kept hinting that she had some kind of 'defamatory rumour' about her being a peculiar girl, but when I attempted to press him into explaining himself, he left.
He was also very blatant that he found himself better than the two of us. Not just in social station sense, but as a person. He makes a direct correlation between his breeding and his value in this world.
Which as we know is utter horse
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shit.
At one point he took it so far as to imply Drake as a 'plebian'. Which is elitist talk to a T, but the fact he only dared to imply it tells me he's been trained well in snark. I'd love to see him and my mother in a mouth off.
He detests westerners, and sorry to say luv, but you Americans are pretty much the poster-children of everything Easterners hate about 'the west'. So unless you have the ability to see into the future and figure out what a Genoshan accent sounds like in the next 20 minutes, you're buggered.
Oh. And he drinks gin, though he's put me off the rest of mine.
I'd tell you his exact drink of choice but if you brought it to him, he'd catch on. He's not an idiot, just a wanker.
Oh this is too good
Katarina loved your assessment by the way
But maybe it was me doing your voice that she liked
Honestly him hating Americans works so well for this you have no idea
By "Katarina loves it because you did my voice" I'm certain what you meant to say is "Is completely thankful for buying you some time", though i'll accept "Twitter-patted at the thought of my dishy accent."
Anyways, his direct quote against westerners was that we're barbaric, if it helps you any.
Yes
Oh I'm sure we can use that to our advantage
You've been a huge help Basil
Let me know if we can help you with anything in the future
It's only fair
Don't really deal in favours.
You're welcome.
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